Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Well, Wren tops the list again, but because of that darned Wren rule he has to pass the virtual mug over to Tonymc81, who has had a storming month with points earned in every category apart from hat tip.  Well done Tony (and Chop. Dom, Gero and everyone else on the list) A,Mantra  Man horrified his best friend is not an assassin, he just plays the violin Man in empty restaurant toilet can’t decide which urinal to use Adrian Bamforth  Cardinal Pell wins reprieve from eternal torture after confession booth plea How to survive Prorogation apepper    Boris pledges to boost crime to make use of extra prison places Concept of ‘truth’ caught in unpleasant ‘three-way’ with Boris & Trump Muddle as Jeremy Corbyn takes job as caretaker Whaley Bridge residents told to ’embrace opportunities of losing homes’ Benvoleo  Major power failure results in holiday ca...

Technically Wren is I the lead, but of course Wren's own Wren rule means he can't win two months in a row, so Tonymc81 is leading the pack this month at the halfway point, followed closely by Dom. apepper  Whaley Bridge residents told to ’embrace opportunities of losing homes’ Benvoleo  Major power failure results in holiday cancellations for MPs Chipchase  ‘Folks foolishly visiting public events prime cause of mass shootings’ says NRA DavidH  Julian Assange tried to escape prison disguised as Pamela Anderson Dominic_mcg  Paw Patrol pups to advise Government on emergency services. FlashArry  Boris confounds critics Gerontius  ‘Don’t worry, we’ll look after all the animals’ promise oligarchs and sheiks Fringe cancelled as comedians say they can’t compete with Boris policy pledges Hindari Banga  Brexit will cost EU billions Katewritesstuff  Man distraught after discovering ‘wedding breakfast’ isn’t a po...