Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Sully has stormed ahead this month, followed cautiously by SteveB and modelmaker.  New writer cara has come in at a credible fifth place.  As usual, links to all the FPs, NiBs and Features (AKA Left Alerts) below the leaderboard, followed by the cartoon of the month, then the ticker list, which contains Deskpilot's awesome 20 tickers amongst many others apepper Government celebrate as travel delays not caused by Brexit Public consider letting Penny Mordaunt continue as sole Conservative MP Benvoleo YouTuber accused of intentionally crashing plane headhunted for senior Government role billiclay Government creates new fear: Nano Boats Monopoly introduces Get out of Speeding Penalty Card TransPennine Express defend fluid timetables and non-binary concepts about arrival Cara Area man unveils covert method of ogling female co-workers Boys' Exposure to Romance Movies Starts at an Alarming Young Age, Reveals Study JK Rowling axes Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw from new adaptation; claims ...

Well, Myke has only gone and done it again, and well deserved too as his Tucker Carlson sub is probably an all time high read sub on this version of NB!SteveB and Wren also gave a good go at the WOTM title. apepper Conservatives want people to stop talking about last 13 years billiclay Brexit saves Britain from Europe murder train Government Completely Changes the Meaning of the Word Exciting Mongers of the world after another thing to monger Putin looking at moving to a Bungalow Chipchase Camelot and Waitrose unveil new ‘prize partnership’ Fears grow for 80s something couple Ada and Stanley "missing" in Hollister Government named as sponsor for Ant & Dec's new show: "I'm a UK Diplomat... Get Me Out Of Here" Leicester man makes 7000 mile round-trip to collect Friday night curry Rev Green set to be freed as new evidence points to shocking miscarriage of justic e Stormzy moves to distance himself from Trump Chrisf Man inexplicably carrying round absolutely...

 Deskpilot has had a great month with all categories apart from a hat tip.  Well done DP.  Stewartbarclay gave DP a good run for his money, to be fair.  For all the links to the subs, the cartoon of the month and this months tickers AKA headlines scroll down. apepper Man who lived off worms and urine employed as consultant by Thérèse Coffey Poetic Justice "impossible" as nothing rhymes with "justice" Sunak suspect in death of satire case Adrian Bamforth Oompa Loompas respond to old book debate with diss track Benvoleo Government shows how unlike Nazis they are by swiftly and ruthlessly silencing dissent billiclay UK Gambling Commission punts £19.2m fine on 15:30 at Huntingdon Chipchase Who's an ennobled boy then, as Boris honours his dog Zero hours contracts slammed by The Wombles Chrisf I was coming out at the junction anyway’, confirms Audi driver Manager asking worker to 'hold that thought' in meeting has no intention of revisiting issue Man bemoans y...