Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Well, Myke has only gone and done it again, and well deserved too as his Tucker Carlson sub is probably an all time high read sub on this version of NB!SteveB and Wren also gave a good go at the WOTM title. apepper Conservatives want people to stop talking about last 13 years billiclay Brexit saves Britain from Europe murder train Government Completely Changes the Meaning of the Word Exciting Mongers of the world after another thing to monger Putin looking at moving to a Bungalow Chipchase Camelot and Waitrose unveil new ‘prize partnership’ Fears grow for 80s something couple Ada and Stanley "missing" in Hollister Government named as sponsor for Ant & Dec's new show: "I'm a UK Diplomat... Get Me Out Of Here" Leicester man makes 7000 mile round-trip to collect Friday night curry Rev Green set to be freed as new evidence points to shocking miscarriage of justic e Stormzy moves to distance himself from Trump Chrisf Man inexplicably carrying round absolutely...

 Deskpilot has had a great month with all categories apart from a hat tip.  Well done DP.  Stewartbarclay gave DP a good run for his money, to be fair.  For all the links to the subs, the cartoon of the month and this months tickers AKA headlines scroll down. apepper Man who lived off worms and urine employed as consultant by Thérèse Coffey Poetic Justice "impossible" as nothing rhymes with "justice" Sunak suspect in death of satire case Adrian Bamforth Oompa Loompas respond to old book debate with diss track Benvoleo Government shows how unlike Nazis they are by swiftly and ruthlessly silencing dissent billiclay UK Gambling Commission punts £19.2m fine on 15:30 at Huntingdon Chipchase Who's an ennobled boy then, as Boris honours his dog Zero hours contracts slammed by The Wombles Chrisf I was coming out at the junction anyway’, confirms Audi driver Manager asking worker to 'hold that thought' in meeting has no intention of revisiting issue Man bemoans y...

Technically Myke wins again, and by a goodly margin, but the Wren rule states the same writer cannot win WOTM two months in a row, so the honour goes to SteveB who has also fielded a great run of subs. It's been a good month again and the links to the subs can be found below the leaderboard, as can the full list of tickers. apepper 1922 Committee behind Cuban Revolution Grand Jury report suggests Trump may have said something truthful Proud alien parents want "Stonehenge back to pin on fridge door" Radioactive capsule found after unusual concentration of superheroes detected Reality distances itself from Liz Truss Thérèse Coffey links to "big turnip" revealed Tory right torn between destroying economy and making people miserabl e Chrisf Dominic Raab secures lead role in new sitcom - Fawlty Powers Petrol pumps to be recalibrated to show contribution to oil company profits Scott's Antarctic failure 'caused by Fitbit obsession' Stevie Wonder’s part-time...