Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

New year, new competition and it's a two horse race between Chip and Wren right now.  Lots of subs by a diverse group of contributors means that the rest of the points are spread far and wide so third place is literally anybody's. A.Mantra  Running Marathon eradicates all semblance of humility Adrian Bamforth  Breakfast cereal mascots stand united on Lidl ban Chipchase  Bad hair day for World leaders ITV 2 sponsors Avenue of Stars reboot Mark Francois preferred quiet night in Scooby-Doo sensation as archive documents found in Hollywood skip Stocks of servile grovelling and obsequiousness now running dangerously low Terry and June and June Tussauds acts quickly to move Harry and Meghan waxworks Chrisf  Everyone still speculating about Prince Philip’s pre-existing medical condition Fudges from Cadbury’s Heroes stoically hanging on CulchaVulcha  Eco Mode on new sex toys will help fight climate change, says manufacture De...

We might need a Steward's enquiry this month as by some quirk of fate I've found myself at the top of the leaderboard as we vacate the decade.  Notable nods go to Chip, who had identical numbers of FPs and NiBs as myself, but missed out on a left alert (or did he?  I've made mistakes before - best we consider this result as provisional), the Newsbiscuit Editorial Team and Wren, with special nods to apepper. Gero and Tonymc who all drew on 16 points Full(ish) list of sub links below, tickers on the Chat room entry as usual A.Mantra  Queen’s Christmas address to be just 10 minutes of her drinking gin Acidcirus  Football pundits complain about poor working conditions at Amazon apepper  Boris to visit luxury-torn area of Caribbean Climate change summit to be held on Captain Scarlet’s Skybase Government leaks address of 10 Downing Street Hercule Poirot still doesn’t know English words “yes” or “Mister” Millions of voters trying t...