Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Defo Myke's month this time, trouncing the opposition.  Titus and Gero had a good month too, just not good enough to challenge Myke at full throttle Adrian Bamforth Watergate hotel franchise unable to keep up with gate-themed scandals apepper  Brexit delays import of turd polish Johnson sets out timetable for U-turns Trump replaces lawyer with cat Bonjonelson  Covid vaccine withdrawn after manufacturers forget to put the autism in Chipchase  Boris: ‘reports of snow chaos greatly exaggerated’ Fake covid vaccine ‘not lovely jubbly’ rule magistrates Chrisf  All government covid decisions to be based on Matt Damon films, says Hancock Misuse of the word ‘staycation’ becomes criminal offence DavidH  EU vaccine retreat forced by Michael Gove’s hippos Focus on data, not dates, unless the data clashes with Matt Hancock’s holiday Footballer ordered to go shopping for following covid restrictions Government commission statue of Matt Hancock to topple I’ll wait for the...

 Myke is leading the pack this month and is looking pretty unassailable  - or is he? apepper  Brexit delays import of turd polish Johnson sets out timetable for U-turns Trump replaces lawyer with cat Bonjonelson  Covid vaccine withdrawn after manufacturers forget to put the autism in Chipchase  Boris: ‘reports of snow chaos greatly exaggerated’ Fake covid vaccine ‘not lovely jubbly’ rule magistrates Chrisf  All government covid decisions to be based on Matt Damon films, says Hancock Misuse of the word ‘staycation’ becomes criminal offence DavidH  EU vaccine retreat forced by Michael Gove’s hippos Footballer ordered to go shopping for following covid restrictions I’ll wait for the vaccine made from Matt Hancock’s tears’, say Brexiteers Deceangli  All working-class housing to be made of paraffin wax by 2030 Boris’s vaccine shame: none of his chums profited Twitter user stayed silent because he had ‘nothing useful to contribute’ Dominic_mcg  Fan...