Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Well, Chip has done it again, storming to the front with 38 points.  Unfortunately for Chip he falls foul of the Wren rule that says you can't win two months on the trot, so at 12 points fewer than Chip's 38 points Wren takes the virtual crown.  Congrats to anyone on this leaderboard (and to those who pitched but didn't get picked as well) but especially to Tonymc81, Deceangli and Ugi for hitting double figures. Acidcirus  Frank Lampard’s Derby County to change name to Derby County Johnson’s cabinet rated even worse than Justice League KFC employee refuses to work to force transfer to McDonald’s Kilmarnock football fans delighted with European adventure Adrian Bamforth  Hunt and Johnson debate plans to leave Tron Mrs Brown’s Boys repeats ‘could continue beyond 31 October’ if no Brexit deal agreed apepper  Gay activist defends ‘idiot reversion therapy’ Beau-Jolly  Pensioner accidentally voted in as PM Chipchase  ...

Chip and Wren are slugging it out this month, with Deceangli making a strong challenge. Acidcirus  Frank Lampard’s Derby County to change name to Derby County KFC employee refuses to work to force transfer to McDonald’s apepper  Gay activist defends ‘idiot reversion therapy’ Chipchase  Attenborough’s Glastonbury set slammed Furious Francois to call for second vote Johnson – ‘I’ll reintroduce compulsory fagging in all public schools’ Man who wiped his arse with Daily Mail claims he ‘caught’ xenophobia Trump tweets congratulations to America’s victorious Soccer Moms Chrisf  Question Time answer runs into second day as panellist awaits audience applause Daneade  TV Leadership Debate Format to be Booze-up at Boris’s Flat Deceangli  Budget airlines to trial ‘Dismemberment Class’ flights Hollywood in search of fresh ‘Evil Accent’ Johnson, Hunt to pull Excalibur from stone Trump recalls fateful day when USA defeated th...