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Tony is going for it this month - big time.  Is he unassailable, or will Wren compensate for being dropped by the Labour Leadership make up for it with lashings of subs?   Only time will tell. Adrian Bamforth  Ronald McDonald faces sack after admitting to tryst with Hamburgular Terrorist group UKIP announces new leader and vows revenge apepper Monster raving loony party “won’t stand in UKIP or Brexit seats” Trump’s pants will ‘fuel fireside chat’ Chipchase Thousands of kids traumatised after launch of 2019 John Lewis Christmas ad UKIP moves swiftly to fill top job Chrisf Man treating best before dates as if they’re tablets of stone Journalist genuinely interested in politicians’ answers to shout-out questions DavidH  Trump offers Greta the presidential pedalo Gerontius  It was ‘common sense’ to spend £7.6m of public money on my wife’s ancestral home insists Rees-Mogg Royals set to make ‘Remembrance Day’ all about them again ...

Well, Chip rompe home in the end with a very creditable 51 points.  To be fair, Tonymc81 did very well as well.  Congrats to all who  made it on to the board and also to all who tried and wasn't successful. Adran Bamforth  Brexit deal to include promotion for man who shouts ‘stop Brexit’ Guide to becoming a Saint Jeremy Corbyn ‘shocked’ to discover Banksy painting features apes North Korea threatens Japan with long-range emperors Zebra loose on German road stumps joke-writers Al Opecia  Tories to hold referendum on Maastricht treaty Antharrison  County Lines drug bust finds a paltry £571 drugs per person arrest apepper  Boris changes name to ‘Diana Ditch’ Boris proposes EU border in Welsh Sea Bravenewmalden  IT ‘issues’ emerges as timesheet’s favourite alternative to ‘downtime’ Chipchase  Adjournment in Nazgul v Dementors plagiarism case An evening with Piers Morgan enters fifth day At-...