Jan WOTM competition week 3

Three weeks in to the New Year and it's looking like a two horse race between Chip and Wren. Wren is ahead by a nose and with both writers being prolific funny guys I'm not taking any bets on who gets to wear the virtual mug through February. Adrian Bamforth New Education Secretary attends his first day of Cabinet apepper Queen’s advice on wearing crown expected to save ‘thousands of lives ’ Arthur Loneliness Minister banned from her local old folks’ club Barry Van Hire Boris bridge to ultimately link his Henley home and French summer cottage. The deal of the art Benvoleo Shuffle fail due to ‘too few members to fill ministerial posts,’ says Tory Chair Chipchase DUP welcomes controversial editorial changes at GM B ‘I saw mythical B&Q shop assistant in Margate branch’ claims customer Obituary – Lenny Sharples – Prog Rock legend Royal Surrey County Hospital sold to NCP in groundbreaking initiative Space Invaders machin...