Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

 Wren has done it again, pursued by SteveB and Stew Barclay.  Some good solid efforts across the board - well done everyone.  Links to FPs, NiBs and LAs below, tickers, as usual, in the chat room. Adrian Bamforth  Locals celebrate after picture of c*ck and balls on church attributed to Banksy apepper   Ear wax “endlessly fascinating” confirms Lancashire man BangingOnAgain   £6m mound of dirt ‘absolute bargain’ confirm London’s 10k homeless UK’s most popular holiday destination 2021 revealed: the M5 southbound Thatcher posthumously awarded ‘inadvertent eco-warrior ’85’ Wedding guests bullied into giving cash not gifts with angry poem in invitation ‘We won’t let our kids have I-Pads’ and other hilarious plans of parents-to-be Chipchase  Cowell bombshell as X Factor ‘binned for good’ by ITV over sick scam claims DUP: ‘Away an catch yerselves on! We’re not irrelevantcrackpots, so we’re not!’ Shire police called as hobbit and orc violence erupts at Gre...

Wren's in the lead, with Bangin and Danny Soz slugging it out just behind him.  This month is far from over yet. Adrian Bamforth  Locals celebrate after picture of c*ck and balls on church attributed to Banksy BangingOnAgain   £6m mound of dirt ‘absolute bargain’ confirm London’s 10k homeless UK’s most popular holiday destination 2021 revealed: the M5 southbound Thatcher posthumously awarded ‘inadvertent eco-warrior ’85’ ‘We won’t let our kids have I-Pads’ and other hilarious plans of parents-to-be Chipchase  Cowell bombshell as X Factor ‘binned for good’ by ITV over sick scam claims Shire police called as hobbit and orc violence erupts at Green Dragon pub Chrisf  Post-event interviews with Olympians to include general knowledge round Quirky gesture to camera to be compulsory for 2024 Olympians, organisers confirm Danny Soz  ‘Desperate’ world health boffins seek guidance from Facebook headbanger Local dog-walker ‘gutted’ after failure to stumble upon grisly...