February 2021 WOTM Final
Defo Myke's month this time, trouncing the opposition. Titus and Gero had a good month too, just not good enough to challenge Myke at full throttle Adrian Bamforth Watergate hotel franchise unable to keep up with gate-themed scandals apepper Brexit delays import of turd polish Johnson sets out timetable for U-turns Trump replaces lawyer with cat Bonjonelson Covid vaccine withdrawn after manufacturers forget to put the autism in Chipchase Boris: ‘reports of snow chaos greatly exaggerated’ Fake covid vaccine ‘not lovely jubbly’ rule magistrates Chrisf All government covid decisions to be based on Matt Damon films, says Hancock Misuse of the word ‘staycation’ becomes criminal offence DavidH EU vaccine retreat forced by Michael Gove’s hippos Focus on data, not dates, unless the data clashes with Matt Hancock’s holiday Footballer ordered to go shopping for following covid restrictions Government commission statue of Matt Hancock to topple I’ll wait for the vaccine made from Matt H
