Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Well the Big O gone and done it again, pipping SteveB by a small fraction, however he also falls foul of the infamous Wren Rule that says you can't win the coveted WOTM virtual mug two months on the trot.  Consequently the virtual prize goes to SteveB himself, with Deceangli coming in third/second (depending on how you look at it)  All in all an exiting competition this month.  All the links to Front Page, News in Brief and Left alerts are below the leader table, as usual and also as usual the full list of tickers can be found in the chat room. A.Mantra  Bullies will get PPE to administer wedgies when schools reopen, says government Man completes ‘ten most influential bowel movements in ten days’ Facebook challenge ‘Use cheap foreign labour to pick the fruit’ says furloughed Brexiteer Adrian Bamforth Most jobs to be filled by the one show’s Alex Jones by July AdrianJ  ‘International Shirkers’ Day’ passes without incident Surprise Whi

SteveB is having a great month, as is current WOTM Big O (must make sure he knows about the Wren Rule sometime), followed closely by Trevor Rudge and Myke, while the mighty Wren is nipping at all their heels.  This has the makings of an exciting competition (again) A.Mantra  ‘Use cheap foreign labour to pick the fruit’ says furloughed Brexiteer Adrian Bamforth Most jobs to be filled by the one show’s Alex Jones by July AdrianJ  ‘International Shirkers’ Day’ passes without incident Surprise Whitty, Vallance & Johnson reunion delights fan apepper  Johnson pledges 200% shambles by end of the month Benvoleo  Care-home dead heartened that ICU care was available, should they have needed it ChrisF  Article about how I nearly died needs ‘litres and litres of oxygen’ admits PM Boris Johnson to take over from Ted Rogers on 3-2-1 reboot Vera Lynn sent on Microsoft Outlook calendar training Chipchase Covid-19 a letter to the editor Donald Trump is a prot