August 2020 WOTM mid month
OK, mid month and TheNewsWalrus is in the lead. Dece is hot on his tail but I wouldn't rule Mirthless or the Big O out either. apepper White House shooting: Secret Service escort Trump to better lit location Deceangli Jizz-filled tissue appointed to House of Lords Schools urged to open up in August for pretty girls with A Level results Tea or coffee? Government guidance to be provided Trump: when I pronounced it ‘Thighland’ I meant my new theme park White House searching for orange mountain range for Trump face carving Deimos Boris Johnson commits to using dictionary to look up “world beating” Filthy Rich Covid hit Australia reverses transportation to mother country Man furious to discover he’s paying for ‘eat out to help out’ Man ignores garden for 3 days, discovers primitive tribe living in shrubbery Praise for ‘subtle, proportionate’ met response to non-existent black crimewave Suspicions grow over Irish pubs agreeing to remain closed a little too readily Ge