Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

 Cracking month and some terrific subs.  SteveB has trounced us all with his incredible run on funnies, leaving Wren well in his wake.  Big hello to relative newcomer Bangin' who has tied in third place with the Big O, no mean feat. All the FPs, NiBs and LAs listed below the leaderboard and theticker list, as usual, is in the Chat Room. A.Mantra  Husband thinks the rancid milk water he made for his wife is tea Man inexplicably still overweight after completing marathon Wetherspoon’s beer garden is a main road Adrian Bamforth  Question Time to re-introduce out-of-their-depth celebrities by September AlkaXS   Prince Philip posthumously crowned winner of MasterChef 2021 apepper  Boris Johnson will act on sleaze ‘for the right price’ Cameron raises the bar in “worst Prime-Minister” contest Boris Johnson will act on sleaze ‘for the right price’ BangingOnAgain  £4 billion cut to foreign aid ‘100% justified’ as Boris needs new downstairs toilet Awful couple continuing to give ‘grand tours

 Mid month and we find a battle between Wren and SteveB.  Wren has the edge, but can he keep it? AlkaXS   Prince Philip posthumously crowned winner of MasterChef 2021 apepper  Cameron raises the bar in “worst Prime-Minister” contest BangingOnAgain  Company’s ‘vision’ more inspirational than Martin Luther King’s Man astonished to learn TV can’t hear him when he shouts at it Bobski  BBC bosses report catastrophic shortage of middle class actors Chrisf  Confirming postcode when sharing missing dog post ispointless, say experts Grand National 2021: NewsBiscuit form guide Dan.F  Nicola Sturgeon found not guilty of Alex Salmond committing sexual assault “We are going to have to learn to live with the Conservative Party,” says Whitty Dominic_mcg  Boris Johnson devastated after unfiltered photo of him appears online Filthy Rich  Carnage mars final furlong of reopening hairdressers’ steeplechase Proclamation confirms ‘proportionate force’ deployed on Little Red Riding Hood Gerontius  Return of