Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Tonymc81 has had another brilliant month, but falls foul of the Wren rule, so this month's award goes to Wren.  Well done Wren. A.Mantra  ‘Consultant’ adamant he does an actual job Adrian Bamforth Labour to diversify role of Tom Watson to people who aren’t Tom Watson AndyP5919  Super storm livid at being named Dorian apepper  Boris: “I’d rather be dead in a ditch than delay Brexit” puts MPs in dilemma Elderly monarch falls victim to conman “Johnson is liar” shock – Cameron’s analysis of Pope’s religion to follow Microsoft introduce death threat template to Word Tim Martin: ‘Wetherspoon’s beer will only be made with British gnats’ Benvoleo  Brexiter stopped from jumping through open door of speeding train Chipchase  10,000 new prison places to be created on prime time show Boris adopts Baldrick defence: ‘Deny everything’ Johnson announces right royal entertainment to heal Britain’s Brexit woes Johnson: ‘I can do what

Chip and Tony are slugging it out for first place, while Wren and I are just having a friendly competition.  Still plenty to play for, I suspect A,Mantra  ‘Consultant’ adamant he does an actual job AndyP5919  Super storm livid at being named Dorian apepper  Boris: “I’d rather be dead in a ditch than delay Brexit” puts MPs in dilemma Elderly monarch falls victim to conman Tim Martin: ‘Wetherspoon’s beer will only be made with British gnats’ Benvoleo  Brexiter stopped from jumping through open door of speeding train Chipchase  10,000 new prison places to be created on prime time show Johnson announces right royal entertainment to heal Britain’s Brexit woes Piers Morgan spontaneously combusts Trump roasts Johnson over ‘car crash’ police speech Union Jack ‘must fly outside every house in the UK’ Waitrose reaches tipping point Your new flat share has become a nightmare already Chrisf  Eric Cantona secures