Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

This month's winner claims to be neither a man nor a trumpet - both presumably true but we can add great comedic writer to the list as well.  Ragmans Trumpet has scored points in all of the main categories, including a very creditable 14 tickers.   As usual the full list of FPs, NiBs and LAs (AKA Features) with hyperlinks are below, plus this months cartoon of the month andd the full list of tickers. A.L.Shaw 1,922 ways in which Truss Ministry could fall by Friday, anonymous experts confirm apepper IMF 'bunch of bellends' or 'absolutely brilliant' depending if we need to borrow money Queen tells Boris she'll meet him in Balmoral as she boards plane for Barbad os Trump's legal woes mount as Lieutenant Columbo assigned to his case Waiting list to see people looking at queue closed Chipchase Destitute Red Wall Tory voter delighted by Kwarteng’s budget EXCLUSIVE: Leaked details of Truss's upcoming keynote conference speech Exclusive Truss's Conference wa