Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

 Well, time to cast clouts, apparently.  Wren has led the pack most of the month, b ut SteveB has given him a good run for his money.  Cartoonist of the month is below the sub links and the ticker list for May is at the bottom of the post Adrian Bamforth Nearly all of John Peel's record collection turns out to be crap apepper Boris whistled in admiration at "I watched porn by accident" claim Climate scientists all resign after listening to a bloke in the pub Johnson to change deadly sins system to five Lee Anderson's guide to solving the cost of living crisis Tories under pressure to "keep scandals fresh" Transport for London turn down heating on buses to reduce crowding Chipchase BBC will outsource future drama projects to Acton am-dram group Bill and Ben reboot in jeopardy as one half of iconic duo goes missing Exclusive: Micro submarine expedition team embarks on search for Boris Johnson's integrity Extraordinary scenes in Sheffield as Trump refuses t

First, apologies to those who gave up sleep waiting for the latest results - I had a long delayed wake to attend to last night so I'm a little behind the drag curve. Next, congratulations to stewartbarclay who has been a consistent subber for some time now.  The might Wren came close and chrisf hasn't been too tardy, either. As usual the cartoonist of the month competition is below the links to the FP, NiB and features and the full list of tickers is below them. apepper Chancellor makes all taxes optional 'Elon Musk offers to buy "100% of Twitter for $43bn" or "200% for $86bn" Imaginary friend distances himself from Johnson   Musk bans anyone who disagrees with his free speech policy from Twitter                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Outcry as government to send refugees to Huddersfie