WOTM May 2020 mid month
SteveB is having a great month, as is current WOTM Big O (must make sure he knows about the Wren Rule sometime), followed closely by Trevor Rudge and Myke, while the mighty Wren is nipping at all their heels. This has the makings of an exciting competition (again)
A.Mantra
‘Use cheap foreign labour to pick the fruit’ says furloughed Brexiteer
Adrian Bamforth
Most jobs to be filled by the one show’s Alex Jones by July
AdrianJ
‘International Shirkers’ Day’ passes without incident
Surprise Whitty, Vallance & Johnson reunion delights fan
apepper
Johnson pledges 200% shambles by end of the month
Benvoleo
Care-home dead heartened that ICU care was available, should they have needed it
ChrisF
Article about how I nearly died needs ‘litres and litres of oxygen’ admits PM
Boris Johnson to take over from Ted Rogers on 3-2-1 reboot
Vera Lynn sent on Microsoft Outlook calendar training
Chipchase
Covid-19 a letter to the editor
Donald Trump is a prototype android created in a Chinese laboratory
Deceangli
Trump wins ‘Noble Prise for spelling’
Dick Everyman
Channel 5 launches new series of coastal ramblings with Nigel Farage
Dominic_mcg
Huge disappointment as Zoom meeting goes off without incident
Gerontius
Sick note excused Govt from taking part in PPE lessons insists Boris
jimmydodger, SteveB, sydalg, oshaughnessy, Al OPecia, FlashArry, Landfill, Max Stars, Sinnick, Terry Bunn, Rowly, Gerontius, deskpilot3, Mick Turate
Max Stars
Astrologer sacked after 2020 predictions
Dr. Michael Mosley tests positive for over exposure
PM press conference – Boris denies channeling Ronnie Corbett
Myke
The Tremendous Sulk joins Marvel movie franchise
oshaughnessy
Premiership football clubs sign up for yob retention scheme
Priti Patel takes charge of the pollen count
Romanian politicians flown in to do the jobs British politicians can’t do
Trump to protect every American by surrounding them with a family of Mexicans
Oxbridge
Man driven to brink by contemplating 76 shades of white paint
PaulD
Following Prime Minister’s speech on Sunday, coronavirus unsure what to do next
Sarah Tipper
Travel-size toiletries surprised by bathrooms at home
Sir Lupus
UK has highest number of lockdown-cheating scientists in Europe
SteveB
15 ways to get a meeting done in 15 minutes
Dashcams keep dogging industry alive and kicking online
Rees-Mogg too busy patriotically squirrelling away millions offshore to comment
Sam Beckett quantum leaps into Donald Trump
Throngsman
Isle of Wight app testers complain about in-app purchases
Titus
OAP goes back to being retired as many return to work
Trevor Rudge
Competitive hand-clapping neighbour buys 14ft saucepan
Conservative government to return to unprotecting the NHS
Go to work > take your chances > protect the DWP
Without coffee shops, the UK rediscovers how to drink coffee quickly
Vertically Challenged Giant
“New advice is unclear” complains man who ignored previous advice
Wrenfoe
‘Contingency plans’ for Boris’ death, still the best plan on offer
Isle of Wight tracing app is just a man ringing bell shouting ‘unclean’
Michael Gove’s bookshelf contains the Necronomicon
Ventilator supply gap to be filled with kazoos
A.Mantra
‘Use cheap foreign labour to pick the fruit’ says furloughed Brexiteer
Adrian Bamforth
Most jobs to be filled by the one show’s Alex Jones by July
AdrianJ
‘International Shirkers’ Day’ passes without incident
Surprise Whitty, Vallance & Johnson reunion delights fan
apepper
Johnson pledges 200% shambles by end of the month
Benvoleo
Care-home dead heartened that ICU care was available, should they have needed it
ChrisF
Article about how I nearly died needs ‘litres and litres of oxygen’ admits PM
Boris Johnson to take over from Ted Rogers on 3-2-1 reboot
Vera Lynn sent on Microsoft Outlook calendar training
Chipchase
Covid-19 a letter to the editor
Donald Trump is a prototype android created in a Chinese laboratory
Deceangli
Trump wins ‘Noble Prise for spelling’
Dick Everyman
Channel 5 launches new series of coastal ramblings with Nigel Farage
Dominic_mcg
Huge disappointment as Zoom meeting goes off without incident
Gerontius
Sick note excused Govt from taking part in PPE lessons insists Boris
jimmydodger, SteveB, sydalg, oshaughnessy, Al OPecia, FlashArry, Landfill, Max Stars, Sinnick, Terry Bunn, Rowly, Gerontius, deskpilot3, Mick Turate
Max Stars
Astrologer sacked after 2020 predictions
Dr. Michael Mosley tests positive for over exposure
PM press conference – Boris denies channeling Ronnie Corbett
Myke
The Tremendous Sulk joins Marvel movie franchise
oshaughnessy
Premiership football clubs sign up for yob retention scheme
Priti Patel takes charge of the pollen count
Romanian politicians flown in to do the jobs British politicians can’t do
Trump to protect every American by surrounding them with a family of Mexicans
Oxbridge
Man driven to brink by contemplating 76 shades of white paint
PaulD
Following Prime Minister’s speech on Sunday, coronavirus unsure what to do next
Sarah Tipper
Travel-size toiletries surprised by bathrooms at home
Sir Lupus
UK has highest number of lockdown-cheating scientists in Europe
SteveB
15 ways to get a meeting done in 15 minutes
Dashcams keep dogging industry alive and kicking online
Rees-Mogg too busy patriotically squirrelling away millions offshore to comment
Sam Beckett quantum leaps into Donald Trump
Throngsman
Isle of Wight app testers complain about in-app purchases
Titus
OAP goes back to being retired as many return to work
Trevor Rudge
Competitive hand-clapping neighbour buys 14ft saucepan
Conservative government to return to unprotecting the NHS
Go to work > take your chances > protect the DWP
Without coffee shops, the UK rediscovers how to drink coffee quickly
Vertically Challenged Giant
“New advice is unclear” complains man who ignored previous advice
Wrenfoe
‘Contingency plans’ for Boris’ death, still the best plan on offer
Isle of Wight tracing app is just a man ringing bell shouting ‘unclean’
Michael Gove’s bookshelf contains the Necronomicon
Ventilator supply gap to be filled with kazoos
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