April 2020 WOTM mid month
There's been a lot of activity on the site this month so far - probably lockdown is leaving you writers with more time on your hands. Unlike the government the editors have decided to do something about the situation and have been publishing up to four NiBs in a day and even two FPs on at least one day.
Anyway, Myke and oshaughnessy are slugging it out for top spot while Chip, Max, Wren and yours truly are hot on their heels. If anyone is wondering about the number of Left Alerts - the 'how to travel the world under lockdown' wasn't attributed to any one writer by the editor of the day so every contributor named in the sub got the four points each.
A.Mantra
‘Just so you know, we’re making sh*t loads out of this’ say Hedge Fund w*nkers
Adrian Bamforth
BBC: Coronavirus will not affect Mrs Brown’s Boys repeats schedule
AdrianJ
New Romantics return to capital
Alexispn
How to travel the world under lockdown
antharrison, apepper, Max Stars, Oxbridge, ron cawleyoni, Mick Turate, Sinnick, Al Opecia, Gerontius, thackaray, fletcher, sydalg, AdrianJ, oshaughnessy, brainstorm
Covid-19 TV schedule announced
Bookiesfriend
Ninety percent of British towns now controlled by goats
People beginning to wonder if Priti Patel ever really existed
Queen delivers first of Sunday night Joe Wicks-style workout videos
Chipchase
One of a dying breed
PFA slams calls for footballers to take 30% wage cut during Covid-19 crisis
Piers Morgan: “Relax Britain, I’ll sort out the government’s Covid-19 shambles”
Police alert public as cruel scammers prey on vulnerable during COVID-19 emergency
Police scramble helicopter and armed response unit to deal with sunbather
Chrisf
Gillette Soccer Saturday moves onto Microsoft Teams
Trump face mask has ‘significant bullshit leakage’, scientists confirm
CulchaVulcha
Dominic Raab doesn’t know whether to come or sh*t pants
DavidH
Dominic Raab releases range of ‘power not power’ suits
Nation demands Hugh Grant stand in for Boris
FlashArry
Doorstep Displays Of Support and Solidarity On The increase
Fletcher
Premiership footballers are still great value for a laugh
Gerontius
Snooker to introduce ‘safe standing’ areas confirm WPBSA
JBP
1995 Ford Mondeo Ghia Shows Signs of Coronavirus
KGA6
Tories confirm 20,000 new officers will join “Fun Police”
Max Stars
A Seasonal Homily
Govt. to appoint National Clap Co-ordination Czar
Myke
Banksy’s mum furious after artist starts working from home
Donald Trump’s top tips for beating Covid-19
Quantum physicist uses sports journalist to make something out of nothing
Newsdesk
Supermarkets launch ‘Donate To Landfill’ scheme
nickb
Jeffrey Archer admits blame for Coronavirus
Police encircle Ambridge as listeners try to enter last village untouched by C19
Nojworth
Johnson assures the public he will actually be working when ‘working from home’
oshaughnessy
German dad re-enacts 1966 World Cup with his kids and gets the same result
Piers Morgan still vastly more unpopular than Covid-19 says poll
Supermarket announces a special Simpleton Hour for those who miss panic-buying
Vampires told to prevent infection by washing their fangs after all meals
PaulD
Dominic Cummings to halt Coronavirus spread using telepathy
Government admits Eamonn Holmes is side effect of 5G network
Tory MPs to become ventilators to ease nation’s shortage
Sir Lupus
Race to develop vaccine before key workers can negotiate pay rise
Smart Alex
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse appeal for volunteers
Throngsman
Boris’ first post Covid Teleconference transcript
Chris Whitty accused of trying to ‘sex up’ coronavirus
Government Coronavirus letter shortlisted for Booker Prize
Hancock tells UK to determine a naughty corner to stand in
Women’s Institute to knit face masks for NHS
Vertically Challenged Giant
Bear Grylls absolutely loving lockdown
Boris Johnson “really committed to the lie” admit conspiracy theorists
Wrenfoe
Boris still working towards a Darwin Award
Chancellor declares ‘The only wealthy people are footballers’
Easter ruined by spoilers
Keir Starmer yet to get a football stadium chant
Matt Hancock’s ventilator procurement an elaborate April Fool’s day prank
Race to be first writer of bitter, sweet comedy-drama called ‘Social Distancing’
Starmer upset not to be 20 points ahead, after suppressing racism dossier
YaBasta
Hancock’s Half Hour to get new series
Public sympathy for stranded gap yah students at record low
Anyway, Myke and oshaughnessy are slugging it out for top spot while Chip, Max, Wren and yours truly are hot on their heels. If anyone is wondering about the number of Left Alerts - the 'how to travel the world under lockdown' wasn't attributed to any one writer by the editor of the day so every contributor named in the sub got the four points each.
A.Mantra
‘Just so you know, we’re making sh*t loads out of this’ say Hedge Fund w*nkers
Adrian Bamforth
BBC: Coronavirus will not affect Mrs Brown’s Boys repeats schedule
AdrianJ
New Romantics return to capital
Alexispn
How to travel the world under lockdown
antharrison, apepper, Max Stars, Oxbridge, ron cawleyoni, Mick Turate, Sinnick, Al Opecia, Gerontius, thackaray, fletcher, sydalg, AdrianJ, oshaughnessy, brainstorm
Covid-19 TV schedule announced
Bookiesfriend
Ninety percent of British towns now controlled by goats
People beginning to wonder if Priti Patel ever really existed
Queen delivers first of Sunday night Joe Wicks-style workout videos
Chipchase
One of a dying breed
PFA slams calls for footballers to take 30% wage cut during Covid-19 crisis
Piers Morgan: “Relax Britain, I’ll sort out the government’s Covid-19 shambles”
Police alert public as cruel scammers prey on vulnerable during COVID-19 emergency
Police scramble helicopter and armed response unit to deal with sunbather
Chrisf
Gillette Soccer Saturday moves onto Microsoft Teams
Trump face mask has ‘significant bullshit leakage’, scientists confirm
CulchaVulcha
Dominic Raab doesn’t know whether to come or sh*t pants
DavidH
Dominic Raab releases range of ‘power not power’ suits
Nation demands Hugh Grant stand in for Boris
FlashArry
Doorstep Displays Of Support and Solidarity On The increase
Fletcher
Premiership footballers are still great value for a laugh
Gerontius
Snooker to introduce ‘safe standing’ areas confirm WPBSA
JBP
1995 Ford Mondeo Ghia Shows Signs of Coronavirus
KGA6
Tories confirm 20,000 new officers will join “Fun Police”
Max Stars
A Seasonal Homily
Govt. to appoint National Clap Co-ordination Czar
Myke
Banksy’s mum furious after artist starts working from home
Donald Trump’s top tips for beating Covid-19
Quantum physicist uses sports journalist to make something out of nothing
Newsdesk
Supermarkets launch ‘Donate To Landfill’ scheme
nickb
Jeffrey Archer admits blame for Coronavirus
Police encircle Ambridge as listeners try to enter last village untouched by C19
Nojworth
Johnson assures the public he will actually be working when ‘working from home’
oshaughnessy
German dad re-enacts 1966 World Cup with his kids and gets the same result
Piers Morgan still vastly more unpopular than Covid-19 says poll
Supermarket announces a special Simpleton Hour for those who miss panic-buying
Vampires told to prevent infection by washing their fangs after all meals
PaulD
Dominic Cummings to halt Coronavirus spread using telepathy
Government admits Eamonn Holmes is side effect of 5G network
Tory MPs to become ventilators to ease nation’s shortage
Sir Lupus
Race to develop vaccine before key workers can negotiate pay rise
Smart Alex
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse appeal for volunteers
Throngsman
Boris’ first post Covid Teleconference transcript
Chris Whitty accused of trying to ‘sex up’ coronavirus
Government Coronavirus letter shortlisted for Booker Prize
Hancock tells UK to determine a naughty corner to stand in
Women’s Institute to knit face masks for NHS
Vertically Challenged Giant
Bear Grylls absolutely loving lockdown
Boris Johnson “really committed to the lie” admit conspiracy theorists
Wrenfoe
Boris still working towards a Darwin Award
Chancellor declares ‘The only wealthy people are footballers’
Easter ruined by spoilers
Keir Starmer yet to get a football stadium chant
Matt Hancock’s ventilator procurement an elaborate April Fool’s day prank
Race to be first writer of bitter, sweet comedy-drama called ‘Social Distancing’
Starmer upset not to be 20 points ahead, after suppressing racism dossier
YaBasta
Hancock’s Half Hour to get new series
Public sympathy for stranded gap yah students at record low
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