WOTM Feb 2020 mid month
DavidH makes a welcome return to the top of the leaderboard, followed closely by OXY and Chip. Good to see some of the new faces appearing on the leaderboard, with nicharper and oshaughnessy also in contention for the top spot.
A.Mantra
Provocatively flirtatious woman wears a dress to work
Umbrellas to be sold inside out
Antharrison
Surgeons rush to retrieve Brexitcast presenters from own arseholes
apepper
Future census unnecessary ‘We’ll just ask the Chinese’
Man coughs, convinced he has coronavirus
Chipchase
Dithering Desmond desperate to get it taped
Smells more like white spirit as Francois finds Nirvana
Trump to introduce ‘Trump Justice’ in second term
Chrisf
Number 10 press corps to be replaced by North Korean newsreader
TV villains to undergo compulsory sarcastic hand-clap training
DavidH
Feed the 52
Love-child of a senior royal? Claim your regal inheritance, now!
Dick Everyman
Holly Willoughby outed as leader of Colombian drugs cartel
Editor
Culture loses Culture War
Fernandomando
United Kingdom to retrain as psychotherapist after split from EU
Fletcher
Socially awkward office workers return to work after New Year holidays
Jamesroberts92
Man declares mansplaining is now a real ‘thing’ after it happens to him
JoBo
Ozzy Osbourne karma responsible for coronavirus
Mick Turate
Loss Adjusters to recommend UK rebuild in wake of storm damage
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
BBC Drama Shows Outsourced To Am-dram Society
nicharper
Embarrassed WHO reaches out to Gwyneth Paltrow to help combat coronavirus
Joaquin Phoenix to only star in black comedies going forward
Only the elite should be allowed to discriminate based on class, says HMC
oshaughnessy
EU sells unwanted Union Jacks to Iran
Oxbridge
Chinese advised to leave Britain ‘because it’s crap’
Storm-inconvenienced Isle of Wight vows ‘We will rebuild’
Sarah Tipper
Thornton’s Continental chocolates to get proper British names
Throngsman
RNLI criticised for ‘taking so bloody long’
Vertically Challened Giant
Everybody who completed Dry January already shit-faced
‘This is a massive witch-hunt,’ complains massive witch
Walter Eagle
Government Proposes Zipwire To Link Scotland To Northern Ireland
Wrenfoe
Boris to build high-speed rail bridge – for ‘faster deportation’
Facemasks? Either its Coronavirus or we suddenly have a lot of dentists
Shadowy fence-panelling cartel behind Storm Ciara
YaBasta
EU farewell to UK mistranslated as ‘So long, and thanks for all the fish’
A.Mantra
Provocatively flirtatious woman wears a dress to work
Umbrellas to be sold inside out
Antharrison
Surgeons rush to retrieve Brexitcast presenters from own arseholes
apepper
Future census unnecessary ‘We’ll just ask the Chinese’
Man coughs, convinced he has coronavirus
Chipchase
Dithering Desmond desperate to get it taped
Smells more like white spirit as Francois finds Nirvana
Trump to introduce ‘Trump Justice’ in second term
Chrisf
Number 10 press corps to be replaced by North Korean newsreader
TV villains to undergo compulsory sarcastic hand-clap training
DavidH
Feed the 52
Love-child of a senior royal? Claim your regal inheritance, now!
Dick Everyman
Holly Willoughby outed as leader of Colombian drugs cartel
Editor
Culture loses Culture War
Fernandomando
United Kingdom to retrain as psychotherapist after split from EU
Fletcher
Socially awkward office workers return to work after New Year holidays
Jamesroberts92
Man declares mansplaining is now a real ‘thing’ after it happens to him
JoBo
Ozzy Osbourne karma responsible for coronavirus
Mick Turate
Loss Adjusters to recommend UK rebuild in wake of storm damage
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
BBC Drama Shows Outsourced To Am-dram Society
nicharper
Embarrassed WHO reaches out to Gwyneth Paltrow to help combat coronavirus
Joaquin Phoenix to only star in black comedies going forward
Only the elite should be allowed to discriminate based on class, says HMC
oshaughnessy
EU sells unwanted Union Jacks to Iran
Oxbridge
Chinese advised to leave Britain ‘because it’s crap’
Storm-inconvenienced Isle of Wight vows ‘We will rebuild’
Sarah Tipper
Thornton’s Continental chocolates to get proper British names
Throngsman
RNLI criticised for ‘taking so bloody long’
Vertically Challened Giant
Everybody who completed Dry January already shit-faced
‘This is a massive witch-hunt,’ complains massive witch
Walter Eagle
Government Proposes Zipwire To Link Scotland To Northern Ireland
Wrenfoe
Boris to build high-speed rail bridge – for ‘faster deportation’
Facemasks? Either its Coronavirus or we suddenly have a lot of dentists
Shadowy fence-panelling cartel behind Storm Ciara
YaBasta
EU farewell to UK mistranslated as ‘So long, and thanks for all the fish’
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