Jan 2020 WOTM mid month
New year, new competition and it's a two horse race between Chip and Wren right now. Lots of subs by a diverse group of contributors means that the rest of the points are spread far and wide so third place is literally anybody's.
A.Mantra
Running Marathon eradicates all semblance of humility
Adrian Bamforth
Breakfast cereal mascots stand united on Lidl ban
Chipchase
Bad hair day for World leaders
ITV 2 sponsors Avenue of Stars reboot
Mark Francois preferred quiet night in
Scooby-Doo sensation as archive documents found in Hollywood skip
Stocks of servile grovelling and obsequiousness now running dangerously low
Terry and June and June
Tussauds acts quickly to move Harry and Meghan waxworks
Chrisf
Everyone still speculating about Prince Philip’s pre-existing medical condition
Fudges from Cadbury’s Heroes stoically hanging on
CulchaVulcha
Eco Mode on new sex toys will help fight climate change, says manufacture
Des Custard
New Airbnb listing, Windsor
Dick Everyman
God in direct talks with Trump in Ten Commandments rewrite
Princess Anne goes feral
Dominic_mcg
Labour leadership hopefuls to appear on Lidl cereal boxes
Fletcher
Harry starts at Peter Vardy Vauxhall in Reading and promises “to smash targets”
gaijitendo
Nandos celebrate first person to draw clean knife and fork on first attempt
Granger
“Just leave it – he ain’t worf it,” says Ayatolllah Khamenei
James Pluside
Harvey Weinstein provokes Hollywood into war to distract from upcoming trial
Landfill
Pensioner fails to find love on the internet
nickb
Some corgis want to f$ck off, also
ron cawleyoni
The Ballad of Meghan and Harry
Hand of God Strikes Again as Pope offered Anger Management Course
Sarah Tipper
Blueberries Suffering Imposter Syndrome Misery
Liking gin now compulsory
Sydalg
Corporal punishment to be reintroduced for Tory MPs
Crisis talks in Midsomer after second week with no murder
Throngsman
Progress on Dry January ‘mixed’ confirms everyone
Wrenfoe
92yr old man says celibacy is easy
GOOP sues man who sells socks that smell like feet
Most couples opt for ‘uncivil’ partnership
Prince Andrew hides in Meghan’s suitcase
Raab worried about bushfires in Iran
Travelex crashed by giant whiskey bottle filled with ha’pennies
UK decides an extra £1.3bn is a small price to pay for nuclear holocaust
YaBasta
“Married a ginge for no reason?” claims hotline set up
A.Mantra
Running Marathon eradicates all semblance of humility
Adrian Bamforth
Breakfast cereal mascots stand united on Lidl ban
Chipchase
Bad hair day for World leaders
ITV 2 sponsors Avenue of Stars reboot
Mark Francois preferred quiet night in
Scooby-Doo sensation as archive documents found in Hollywood skip
Stocks of servile grovelling and obsequiousness now running dangerously low
Terry and June and June
Tussauds acts quickly to move Harry and Meghan waxworks
Chrisf
Everyone still speculating about Prince Philip’s pre-existing medical condition
Fudges from Cadbury’s Heroes stoically hanging on
CulchaVulcha
Eco Mode on new sex toys will help fight climate change, says manufacture
Des Custard
New Airbnb listing, Windsor
Dick Everyman
God in direct talks with Trump in Ten Commandments rewrite
Princess Anne goes feral
Dominic_mcg
Labour leadership hopefuls to appear on Lidl cereal boxes
Fletcher
Harry starts at Peter Vardy Vauxhall in Reading and promises “to smash targets”
gaijitendo
Nandos celebrate first person to draw clean knife and fork on first attempt
Granger
“Just leave it – he ain’t worf it,” says Ayatolllah Khamenei
James Pluside
Harvey Weinstein provokes Hollywood into war to distract from upcoming trial
Landfill
Pensioner fails to find love on the internet
nickb
Some corgis want to f$ck off, also
ron cawleyoni
The Ballad of Meghan and Harry
Hand of God Strikes Again as Pope offered Anger Management Course
Sarah Tipper
Blueberries Suffering Imposter Syndrome Misery
Liking gin now compulsory
Sydalg
Corporal punishment to be reintroduced for Tory MPs
Crisis talks in Midsomer after second week with no murder
Throngsman
Progress on Dry January ‘mixed’ confirms everyone
Wrenfoe
92yr old man says celibacy is easy
GOOP sues man who sells socks that smell like feet
Most couples opt for ‘uncivil’ partnership
Prince Andrew hides in Meghan’s suitcase
Raab worried about bushfires in Iran
Travelex crashed by giant whiskey bottle filled with ha’pennies
UK decides an extra £1.3bn is a small price to pay for nuclear holocaust
YaBasta
“Married a ginge for no reason?” claims hotline set up
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