Jan 2020 WOTM mid month

New year, new competition and it's a two horse race between Chip and Wren right now.  Lots of subs by a diverse group of contributors means that the rest of the points are spread far and wide so third place is literally anybody's.



A.Mantra 

Running Marathon eradicates all semblance of humility

Adrian Bamforth 

Breakfast cereal mascots stand united on Lidl ban

Chipchase 

Bad hair day for World leaders

ITV 2 sponsors Avenue of Stars reboot

Mark Francois preferred quiet night in

Scooby-Doo sensation as archive documents found in Hollywood skip

Stocks of servile grovelling and obsequiousness now running dangerously low

Terry and June and June

Tussauds acts quickly to move Harry and Meghan waxworks

Chrisf 

Everyone still speculating about Prince Philip’s pre-existing medical condition

Fudges from Cadbury’s Heroes stoically hanging on

CulchaVulcha 

Eco Mode on new sex toys will help fight climate change, says manufacture

Des Custard 

New Airbnb listing, Windsor

Dick Everyman 

God in direct talks with Trump in Ten Commandments rewrite

Princess Anne goes feral

Dominic_mcg 

Labour leadership hopefuls to appear on Lidl cereal boxes

Fletcher 

Harry starts at Peter Vardy Vauxhall in Reading and promises “to smash targets”

gaijitendo 

Nandos celebrate first person to draw clean knife and fork on first attempt

Granger 

“Just leave it – he ain’t worf it,” says Ayatolllah Khamenei

James Pluside 

Harvey Weinstein provokes Hollywood into war to distract from upcoming trial

Landfill 

Pensioner fails to find love on the internet

nickb 

Some corgis want to f$ck off, also

ron cawleyoni 

The Ballad of Meghan and Harry

Hand of God Strikes Again as Pope offered Anger Management Course

Sarah Tipper 

Blueberries Suffering Imposter Syndrome Misery

Liking gin now compulsory

Sydalg 

Corporal punishment to be reintroduced for Tory MPs

Crisis talks in Midsomer after second week with no murder

Throngsman 

Progress on Dry January ‘mixed’ confirms everyone

Wrenfoe 

92yr old man says celibacy is easy

GOOP sues man who sells socks that smell like feet

Most couples opt for ‘uncivil’ partnership

Prince Andrew hides in Meghan’s suitcase

Raab worried about bushfires in Iran

Travelex crashed by giant whiskey bottle filled with ha’pennies

UK decides an extra £1.3bn is a small price to pay for nuclear holocaust

YaBasta 

“Married a ginge for no reason?” claims hotline set up

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