WOTM Dec 2019 mid month

The editorial team have been busy this month, there's nothing official about this but my vote is they don't count towards the competition.  Not far behind Gero is having a good month with a trio of ne'er do wells on his tail.



Acidcirus 

Football pundits complain about poor working conditions at Amazon

apepper 

Climate change summit to be held on Captain Scarlet’s Skybase

Hercule Poirot still doesn’t know English words “yes” or “Mister”

Chipchase 

GCHQ replaced by your nosey neighbour

Donald and Boris no longer ‘besties’

Everyone digging out their Lenny Henry impression of David Bellamy

Pornhub’s top search – is a Trump/Johnson combo

Reports of hot tub & matching dressing gowns ahead of Marr Boris ‘crunch clash’

Chrisf 

Boris Johnson movie Spaff Me if You Can set for release

Everyone wearing Peaky Blinders Christmas jumpers

Dominic_mcg 

Johnson to jump the Thames in a moped

Eddie_modern 

I wish it could be Brexit everyday

FlashArry 

Election Gains Seasonal Trimmings

Fletcher 

Conor McGregor and Israel Folau to oil up and wrestle at #SPOTY

Gerontius 

Mary Rose to be fitted with flight deck announces Williamson

Turkey thought Tory activist was his friend

Venue apologises to hen party guests following NATO summit double booking

Why would we bother interfering in your election?, Russians ask

Katewritesstuff 

Politics over, says man on Facebook

Midfield Diamond 

London apologises for giving false impression of community spirit

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team 

Britain gets what it deserves

Man holding door open thinks he has solved gender inequality

Public demand longer prison sentences for murderers, except when it helps

Trump arrives to takeover the NHS a week too soon

Sir Lupus 

New morning after ‘flee the country’ pill to go on sale 9am 13th December

Sugar Ray 

Institute of (Funeral) directors backs Boris

No Time to Lie – new Bond film rushes out

Throngsman

Boris Johnson refuses to look at photo of baby in a manger

Government condemns holding Nativity plays in polling stations

Party leaders vow to repeat tour of Britain next year

Tories vow to investigate anti-Semitism as long as it’s in Labour

Titus 

Satirical website to be neutral on polling day

Tories consider scrapping Universal Credit – but not replacing it

Tonymc81 

NHS replacement will offer Nectar points

Ian Duncan Smith challenges Foodbank to an eating contest

Sometimes you have to thin the herd says Rees Mogg

Walter Eagle 

German Christmas Markets – a secret EU foothold in the British economy

Wrenfoe 

Change UK’s Mike Gapes heads for Downing Street

Johnson shocked to learn that he really has to ‘get Brexit done’

Laura Kuenssberg knows what Santa is getting you

New counter-terror training course focuses on narwhal tusks


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