WOTM Oct 2019 final
Well, Chip rompe home in the end with a very creditable 51 points. To be fair, Tonymc81 did very well as well. Congrats to all who made it on to the board and also to all who tried and wasn't successful.
Adran Bamforth
Brexit deal to include promotion for man who shouts ‘stop Brexit’
Guide to becoming a Saint
Jeremy Corbyn ‘shocked’ to discover Banksy painting features apes
North Korea threatens Japan with long-range emperors
Zebra loose on German road stumps joke-writers
Al Opecia
Tories to hold referendum on Maastricht treaty
Antharrison
County Lines drug bust finds a paltry £571 drugs per person arrest
apepper
Boris changes name to ‘Diana Ditch’
Boris proposes EU border in Welsh Sea
Bravenewmalden
IT ‘issues’ emerges as timesheet’s favourite alternative to ‘downtime’
Chipchase
Adjournment in Nazgul v Dementors plagiarism case
An evening with Piers Morgan enters fifth day
At-a-glance guide to Tory pre-election golden giveaways
Boris to announce legal aid for top people accused of sexual offences
Boris to give generous tax incentives to the rich
Brexit ravaged England tells Irish – ‘Troubles? Troubles? I’ll tell you about Troubles’
College Green broadcasters told ‘sound-proof TV studio still a futuristic dream’
David Cameron to join cast of Eastenders
DUP ‘Our support for new Brexit proposals has not been bought so it hasn’t’
Francois in sensational House of Commons hostage stand-off
Government defends move to annual waste collection
Identity of that person Angela Merkel reminds you of finally revealed
Johnson claims Brexit talks floundering over ‘nonexistence of Ireland’
Man stuns friends by watching gig with eyes not phone
Police move in coordinated operation to crush sick battle re-enactment groups
Rees-Mogg to tackle unemployment among seven-year-olds
The Secret Diary of Alexander de Peffel Boris Johnson aged 13¾
Chrisf
Getting Brexit done to be condensed into one-hour Apprentice episode
John Bercow rules out meaningful comma in his sentences
Man ‘pimping’ his pasta just adds chilli flake
Rugby semi-final added to list of acceptable events for 9am drinking
Tunnel for Brexit negotiations revealed to be Large Hadron Collider
DavidH
Primark warned Chris Grayling not to buy ferries online
Deceangli
Priti Patel to meet Piers Morgan in ‘Face You’d Most Love to Slap’ final
Dominic_mcg
Corbyn promises to lower the voting age to 18 months
Fletcher
Conservatives promise eternal life and no more dog shit
Gerontius
Actress was warned about joining cast of leading UK soap opera
Prince Charles criticised for carrying large knife during Queen’s speech
Grumblechops
Pub regulars unimpressed at sub two-hour marathon ‘gimmick’
Stormont Assembly reconvenes for 51 minutes of the DUP shouting “NO!”
John Roughty
Government of National Unity to be led by Ant or Dec
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Brexit proposal involves putting the UK in a Time Capsule
Cardinal Newman accidentally burnt as witch
Only relatives of Boris Johnson will be eligible to vote
SNP formally back decriminalising haggis
Newdesk
Plastic banknotes ideal for stuffing mattresses
Oxbridge
Boris Johnson dead in a ditch
Rhydderch Wilson
Johnson and Farage to Wrestle in Caviar for Title of “Man of the People”
Sack of potatoes to run for Prime Minister
Sarah Tipper
Caravan Names Mainly Nonsense Confirms British Caravan Naming Committee
Sir Lupus
KickBucketer launches as crowdfunding site for contract killings
New Grand Designs series to be punters building debtors prison for Kevin McCloud
Your guide to this year’s Christmas literature for children
Sydalg
Breathalyser has new setting – ‘Come on, just one more!’
Wikipedia “could spell the end of clueless arguments in pubs”
Thatwasbeast
B*st@#d wants meeting at lunchtime
Throngsman
Excitement as excrement found in toilet ‘might have been from the Beatles’
Lewisham man tired of stockpiling for Brexit
Titus
Man misses end-of-the-world after failing to put it in his diary
Parliament split over type of ‘ditch’
Tonymc81
A cabinet out to impress
A Dog’s best friend is his sandwich maker
Boris already regretting October 31st tattoo
Boris condemns Bulgarian racists as ‘amateurs’
Deserts are ideal for running insists Coe
Family finally reunited – after 24 hours
‘I started at the bottom’ says Boris
New super group announced
Park keepers warn ‘Do not feed the poor’
Spice Girls in a pickle
UKIP call for racist football chanting to be extended to ballet
Walter Eagle
IMDB acknowledges unexpected George RR Martin sequel: “Game of Blames”
Johnson promises 10% extra funding for new 11 Commandments
Wrenfoe
Boris promises ‘climate withdrawal’ – Clexit
Boris sends second letter with severed thumb
Ellen photographed watching lacrosse with Bin Laden
Environmentalist secretly wants the world to end so they can say ‘I told you so’
Mein Kampf sues Daily Mail for copyright infringement
Scientists discover root cause of interruptions – you are very boring
The Dark Side is slimmer
YaBasta
Baghdadi wrestled to death by Giant Haystacks
Judge sentences lorry driver in Essex tragedy to ‘a good slap’
Literally any dealings with financial services now subject to compensation
Adran Bamforth
Brexit deal to include promotion for man who shouts ‘stop Brexit’
Guide to becoming a Saint
Jeremy Corbyn ‘shocked’ to discover Banksy painting features apes
North Korea threatens Japan with long-range emperors
Zebra loose on German road stumps joke-writers
Al Opecia
Tories to hold referendum on Maastricht treaty
Antharrison
County Lines drug bust finds a paltry £571 drugs per person arrest
apepper
Boris changes name to ‘Diana Ditch’
Boris proposes EU border in Welsh Sea
Bravenewmalden
IT ‘issues’ emerges as timesheet’s favourite alternative to ‘downtime’
Chipchase
Adjournment in Nazgul v Dementors plagiarism case
An evening with Piers Morgan enters fifth day
At-a-glance guide to Tory pre-election golden giveaways
Boris to announce legal aid for top people accused of sexual offences
Boris to give generous tax incentives to the rich
Brexit ravaged England tells Irish – ‘Troubles? Troubles? I’ll tell you about Troubles’
College Green broadcasters told ‘sound-proof TV studio still a futuristic dream’
David Cameron to join cast of Eastenders
DUP ‘Our support for new Brexit proposals has not been bought so it hasn’t’
Francois in sensational House of Commons hostage stand-off
Government defends move to annual waste collection
Identity of that person Angela Merkel reminds you of finally revealed
Johnson claims Brexit talks floundering over ‘nonexistence of Ireland’
Man stuns friends by watching gig with eyes not phone
Police move in coordinated operation to crush sick battle re-enactment groups
Rees-Mogg to tackle unemployment among seven-year-olds
The Secret Diary of Alexander de Peffel Boris Johnson aged 13¾
Chrisf
Getting Brexit done to be condensed into one-hour Apprentice episode
John Bercow rules out meaningful comma in his sentences
Man ‘pimping’ his pasta just adds chilli flake
Rugby semi-final added to list of acceptable events for 9am drinking
Tunnel for Brexit negotiations revealed to be Large Hadron Collider
DavidH
Primark warned Chris Grayling not to buy ferries online
Deceangli
Priti Patel to meet Piers Morgan in ‘Face You’d Most Love to Slap’ final
Dominic_mcg
Corbyn promises to lower the voting age to 18 months
Fletcher
Conservatives promise eternal life and no more dog shit
Gerontius
Actress was warned about joining cast of leading UK soap opera
Prince Charles criticised for carrying large knife during Queen’s speech
Grumblechops
Pub regulars unimpressed at sub two-hour marathon ‘gimmick’
Stormont Assembly reconvenes for 51 minutes of the DUP shouting “NO!”
John Roughty
Government of National Unity to be led by Ant or Dec
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Brexit proposal involves putting the UK in a Time Capsule
Cardinal Newman accidentally burnt as witch
Only relatives of Boris Johnson will be eligible to vote
SNP formally back decriminalising haggis
Newdesk
Plastic banknotes ideal for stuffing mattresses
Oxbridge
Boris Johnson dead in a ditch
Rhydderch Wilson
Johnson and Farage to Wrestle in Caviar for Title of “Man of the People”
Sack of potatoes to run for Prime Minister
Sarah Tipper
Caravan Names Mainly Nonsense Confirms British Caravan Naming Committee
Sir Lupus
KickBucketer launches as crowdfunding site for contract killings
New Grand Designs series to be punters building debtors prison for Kevin McCloud
Your guide to this year’s Christmas literature for children
Sydalg
Breathalyser has new setting – ‘Come on, just one more!’
Wikipedia “could spell the end of clueless arguments in pubs”
Thatwasbeast
B*st@#d wants meeting at lunchtime
Throngsman
Excitement as excrement found in toilet ‘might have been from the Beatles’
Lewisham man tired of stockpiling for Brexit
Titus
Man misses end-of-the-world after failing to put it in his diary
Parliament split over type of ‘ditch’
Tonymc81
A cabinet out to impress
A Dog’s best friend is his sandwich maker
Boris already regretting October 31st tattoo
Boris condemns Bulgarian racists as ‘amateurs’
Deserts are ideal for running insists Coe
Family finally reunited – after 24 hours
‘I started at the bottom’ says Boris
New super group announced
Park keepers warn ‘Do not feed the poor’
Spice Girls in a pickle
UKIP call for racist football chanting to be extended to ballet
Walter Eagle
IMDB acknowledges unexpected George RR Martin sequel: “Game of Blames”
Johnson promises 10% extra funding for new 11 Commandments
Wrenfoe
Boris promises ‘climate withdrawal’ – Clexit
Boris sends second letter with severed thumb
Ellen photographed watching lacrosse with Bin Laden
Environmentalist secretly wants the world to end so they can say ‘I told you so’
Mein Kampf sues Daily Mail for copyright infringement
Scientists discover root cause of interruptions – you are very boring
The Dark Side is slimmer
YaBasta
Baghdadi wrestled to death by Giant Haystacks
Judge sentences lorry driver in Essex tragedy to ‘a good slap’
Literally any dealings with financial services now subject to compensation
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