WOTM Nov 19 mid month

Tony is going for it this month - big time.  Is he unassailable, or will Wren compensate for being dropped by the Labour Leadership make up for it with lashings of subs?   Only time will tell.



Adrian Bamforth 

Ronald McDonald faces sack after admitting to tryst with Hamburgular

Terrorist group UKIP announces new leader and vows revenge

apepper

Monster raving loony party “won’t stand in UKIP or Brexit seats”

Trump’s pants will ‘fuel fireside chat’

Chipchase

Thousands of kids traumatised after launch of 2019 John Lewis Christmas ad

UKIP moves swiftly to fill top job

Chrisf

Man treating best before dates as if they’re tablets of stone

Journalist genuinely interested in politicians’ answers to shout-out questions

DavidH 

Trump offers Greta the presidential pedalo

Gerontius 

It was ‘common sense’ to spend £7.6m of public money on my wife’s ancestral home insists Rees-Mogg

Royals set to make ‘Remembrance Day’ all about them again

Midfield Diamond 

Plane boarding times cut by 10% by banning idiots who take too long

nafflaff 

Guardian reader admits to experimenting with Top Gear whilst at University

Man given Fitbit for birthday still obese

Man who has never voted livid at the prospect of 16-year-olds getting a vote

Premier league football star down injured in shopping aisle

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team 

Man who says he didn’t like Peaky Blinders shunned by mates

Sydalg 

God to switch off gravity to save energy

Throngsman

Cock and balls to be an official option on election ballot

Conservatives to target Friends Reunited with ads

North of England ‘to be expanded if we win’, says Labour

Tonymc81 

Boris calls for radical education reform

Government poised to name names

Harry and Meghan to hand their notice in

‘Look, don’t give the game away’ warns anxious Cleverly

My time has come insists Farage

Rees-Mogg says farewell to his nanny

Su Pollard to be new spiritual leader of IS

Tory party offers mixed bags of policies for 99p

Walter Eagle 

Shortage of short pencils looming

‘Would you mind awfully not leaving the EU?’ asks new Sergeant Wilson party

Wrenfoe 

Government fails to build any houses due to missing Allen Key

Lib Dem graph 110% accurate

Man who hates austerity ready to vote for more

Nail clippers hunt enters tenth minute

YaBasta 

Arthur Miller’s ‘Death of an Audience’ comes to the West End

Boris thought ‘everything north of Watford was Lake District’

Fire Brigade to rethink ‘Stay in burning buildings’ advice

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