WOTM Oct 2019 mid month
Big battle taking place between Chip and Tony. Looks like the rest of us are also rans so far.
Adran Bamforth
Guide to becoming a Saint
Jeremy Corbyn ‘shocked’ to discover Banksy painting features apes
Zebra loose on German road stumps joke-writers
Chipchase
At-a-glance guide to Tory pre-election golden giveaways
Boris to announce legal aid for top people accused of sexual offences
DUP ‘Our support for new Brexit proposals has not been bought so it hasn’t’
Johnson claims Brexit talks floundering over ‘nonexistence of Ireland’
Man stuns friends by watching gig with eyes not phone
Police move in coordinated operation to crush sick battle re-enactment groups
Rees-Mogg to tackle unemployment among seven-year-olds
Chrisf
Getting Brexit done to be condensed into one-hour Apprentice episode
Man ‘pimping’ his pasta just adds chilli flake
Tunnel for Brexit negotiations revealed to be Large Hadron Collider
Deceangli
Priti Patel to meet Piers Morgan in ‘Face You’d Most Love to Slap’ final
Fletcher
Conservatives promise eternal life and no more dog shit
Gerontius
Prince Charles criticised for carrying large knife during Queen’s speech
John Roughty
Government of National Unity to be led by Ant or Dec
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Cardinal Newman accidentally burnt as witch
Only relatives of Boris Johnson will be eligible to vote
SNP formally back decriminalising haggis
Rhydderch Wilson
Johnson and Farage to Wrestle in Caviar for Title of “Man of the People”
Sack of potatoes to run for Prime Minister
Sydalg
Breathalyser has new setting – ‘Come on, just one more!’
Wikipedia “could spell the end of clueless arguments in pubs”
Thatwasbeast
B*st@#d wants meeting at lunchtime
Throngsman
Excitement as excrement found in toilet ‘might have been from the Beatles’
Tonymc81
A cabinet out to impress
A Dog’s best friend is his sandwich maker
Deserts are ideal for running insists Coe
‘I started at the bottom’ says Boris
Walter Eagle
IMDB acknowledges unexpected George RR Martin sequel: “Game of Blames”
Johnson promises 10% extra funding for new 11 Commandments
Wrenfoe
Boris promises ‘climate withdrawal’ – Clexit
Ellen photographed watching lacrosse with Bin Laden
Mein Kampf sues Daily Mail for copyright infringement
The Dark Side is slimmer
Adran Bamforth
Guide to becoming a Saint
Jeremy Corbyn ‘shocked’ to discover Banksy painting features apes
Zebra loose on German road stumps joke-writers
Chipchase
At-a-glance guide to Tory pre-election golden giveaways
Boris to announce legal aid for top people accused of sexual offences
DUP ‘Our support for new Brexit proposals has not been bought so it hasn’t’
Johnson claims Brexit talks floundering over ‘nonexistence of Ireland’
Man stuns friends by watching gig with eyes not phone
Police move in coordinated operation to crush sick battle re-enactment groups
Rees-Mogg to tackle unemployment among seven-year-olds
Chrisf
Getting Brexit done to be condensed into one-hour Apprentice episode
Man ‘pimping’ his pasta just adds chilli flake
Tunnel for Brexit negotiations revealed to be Large Hadron Collider
Deceangli
Priti Patel to meet Piers Morgan in ‘Face You’d Most Love to Slap’ final
Fletcher
Conservatives promise eternal life and no more dog shit
Gerontius
Prince Charles criticised for carrying large knife during Queen’s speech
John Roughty
Government of National Unity to be led by Ant or Dec
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Cardinal Newman accidentally burnt as witch
Only relatives of Boris Johnson will be eligible to vote
SNP formally back decriminalising haggis
Rhydderch Wilson
Johnson and Farage to Wrestle in Caviar for Title of “Man of the People”
Sack of potatoes to run for Prime Minister
Sydalg
Breathalyser has new setting – ‘Come on, just one more!’
Wikipedia “could spell the end of clueless arguments in pubs”
Thatwasbeast
B*st@#d wants meeting at lunchtime
Throngsman
Excitement as excrement found in toilet ‘might have been from the Beatles’
Tonymc81
A cabinet out to impress
A Dog’s best friend is his sandwich maker
Deserts are ideal for running insists Coe
‘I started at the bottom’ says Boris
Walter Eagle
IMDB acknowledges unexpected George RR Martin sequel: “Game of Blames”
Johnson promises 10% extra funding for new 11 Commandments
Wrenfoe
Boris promises ‘climate withdrawal’ – Clexit
Ellen photographed watching lacrosse with Bin Laden
Mein Kampf sues Daily Mail for copyright infringement
The Dark Side is slimmer
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