WOTM Nov 2021 final
The good Doctor Chutney takes and holds the lead, winning the virtual mug by a country mile.
Links to the subs below and the ticker list, as usual, is in the chat room
Al O'Pecia
Boris Johnson off to see the Wizard of Oz, with Jacob Rees-Mogg and Dominic Raab
apepper
All crime since 1953 due to "female Queen"
"Shambling incompetence is the new normal" announces Downing Street
BangingOnAgain
Criminals propose 'just scrapping' criminal justice system
Chipchase
As accusations of Johnson's utter incompetence grow it appears the PM's not for turning
As NI Protocol talks become more acrimonious Johnson continues to deny the existence of Ireland
Cluedo’s Rev Green released after 2016 conviction deemed to be 'unsafe'
COP26: 'Behold, for I am the saviour of the world' Johnson heard claim
'My old man didn't fight in WW2 just so I'd be forced into having Covid jabs,' says total moron.
Mystery businessman offers £1,000,000 prize for someone to kick Boris Johnson up the arse on live TV
Northumbria Police in desperate search for 'PM prankster' who duped CBI conference
Post-Brexit Britain best place to live by a country mile says new survey
Super-rich unhappy at being told they can no longer burn mountains of bank notes
Your new house share inmate not fitting in how you hoped she might
Chrisf
5 Modern Pentathlon events for the 21st century
JobsForTheBoys.com - the number 1 platform for MPs looking for a second job
Tradesman refusing to show interest in what you do for a living
Danny Soz
Black Friday flat-screen TV buyer killed by single sword thrust
Jacob Rees-Mogg to spend 12th Xmas in succession trying to get lid off chutney jar
DavidH
Sir David Attenborough tests positive for second job
Doctor Chutney
Boris to turn UK into giant Peppa Pig World
Bric-a-brac shortage threatens school Christmas fayres
COP26 delegates shocked as Planet Earth says “I don’t need saving."
COP creators confirm number 27 in the franchise
GB News ‘devastated’ by the death of their only viewer
Kimjongunism: An ideology so new Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t adopted it yet
Mad Max says ‘fair racing’ rules still not clear
Man converting shed to beach hut in readiness for rising sea levels
Premier League footballer openly admits “I’m overpaid"
Pudsey Bear slams NHS waiting times
Scientists disagree on the brain compartments that control dishwasher stacking
Suffolk man ridiculed for claiming to have seen NHS dentist
UK tourist spots ruined by celebrities on free TV travelogue junkets
Dominic_mcg
HS2 to be replaced by water slides
Labour leader calls for resignation of 1980s amorous TV milkman
Woman in her 20s 'doesn't like Drag Race'
eppursimuove
Hollywood greenlights new film - The Conte of Ouste Nuno
Frank Optional
BlahBlahBlah26 angry at Greta Thunberg for claiming that COP26 attendees just go 'blah blah blah'
Boris Johnson publishes price list for describing what the UK is not
Britain to return Edwin Barbles to Greece
Dramatic rise in UK wishful thinking stocks
Nice Admin Lady
nicharper
Guardian launches "What the BBC Says the Papers are Saying" column
NickB
‘Invading Iraq was Lionel’s idea’ reveals younger brother Tony
oshaughnessy
Australia solves rising sea level crisis by giving everyone a surfboard
Boris says people will have to sell their own grandmothers to pay for social care
Children in Need Latest: Michael Gove's Disco Danceathon raises almost £0.47
Chinese tennis player Feng Shui found safe & well rearranging her living room furniture
Ebahgumshire Cricket Club banned from hosting Black History Month events
Entire HS2 scrapped and replaced with Downing Street to Chequers jetpacks
Geoffrey Cox traced to Caribbean tax haven after his voice registered 7.1 on the Richter scale
Rescuers attempt to save Westminster man trapped by his own lies
Sir Lupus
Bezos commits to saving world once he owns it all
Govt replaces Standards Committee with Pay-As-You-Go system
Luton man loses house after accepting "Legitimate Interest" of fraudsters to steal it
StanleyM
Climate change beaten after Tory MP takes it on as second job
Common sense to be compulsory again from today
SteveB
Birds flying south for the winter have no intention of coming back to Britain
Conservatives mistakenly vote to 'review' the body which might find them guilty of their misdeeds
COP26 ended by Patel raid for suspected foreigners
Fears grow for health of Gary Lineker as Walkers announce deadly crisps shortage
Great! Xmas' TV channel just stuffing the word Christmas into regular film titles
'Internet Protocol address B.1.1.529 is nothing to worry about,' says dark robotic voice
Young family with bidet they never use could have installed small children's toilet
Steve Blair
The NewsBiscuit guide to Rugby
stewartbarclay
Big Bird admits role in vaccine conspiracy
Boris Johnson heavily discounted in Black Friday sale
Dr Who is a woman so it’s a life of crime for me, says boy, 8
Nadine Dorries’ social media hijacked by far right trolls
Tories to form breakaway Super League of Lobbying
Stu Horgan
First woman to reach adulthood without committing crime says it's all thanks to Doctor Who
Terry
Time Team revival scheduled for Xmas 2030 TV listing
Throngsman
Government introduce check-a-mate covid checks for travellers
Johnson senior to head up research in to distance apples fall from trees
Poorest 50% of planet 'likely to achieve COP26 targets'
Research shows all anti-vaxxers voted Brexit
'UK not a corrupt country', says man in charge of corrupt MPs
underconstruction
Hasbro announces five-year waiting list for board-game 'Operation'
Levelling up will ensure entire nation is underwater
Wrenfoe
20 years later Grandfather returns stolen nose to child
Football asks Cricket: ‘Can we have our racism back?’
Hansel and Gretel accuse Witch of landlordism
Johnson impregnates medical staff using elbow
MPs fail to declare MP’s salary – ‘as they haven’t earnt it’
NHS added to Black Friday Sale
Politicians complain that mobs are starting to look unruly
UN breaks Guinness World Record for environmental pledges abandoned
Wrap up warm to avoid having to diet
It's my only FP for ages, and ages, I would have thought you'd have found room for it ...
ReplyDeleteMany apologies - I'll check tonight for other omissions and will update
DeleteTa, it's just that I am very needy ...
DeleteDone. Found two of Doctor Chutney's I'd missed as well. Have you always been Al O'Pecia as a handle? - I've been putting it down as Al OPecia up until now.
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