May 2019 WOTM conptition mid month

Wren's back on form, leading the pack.  He's not unassailable, but it'll take some subbing to overtake him.  Consider gauntlet thrown down.



A.Mantra 

Government’s Withdrawal Agreement shortlisted for Turner prize

Man alone at the cinema, now wishing he’d not worn a trench-coat

Adrian Bamforth 

ISIS release latest Game of Prophets episode

apepper 

‘End of coal linked to blindness’ claim snowmen

Bravenewmalden 

‘arst’ or it could be ‘ersb’ tagger strikes again

Dulux marketing team ‘still giggling’ over One Coat product name

Local elections signal return to ‘not giving a shit’ for Brexit voters

Chipchase 

ANALYSIS – 3 year-old Ollie on Gavin Williamson’s fall from grace

EastEnders chase ratings with a plot that’s out of this world

Mears and Grylls serve no purpose whatsoever, says study

Chrisf 

Colleague definitely going to use animations in PowerPoint presentation

KFC baked beans ‘ashamed of itself’

Put socks back on now, men urged

Deceangli 

Jeremy Kyle to be replaced with a psycho clown slashing puppies live on air

Des Custard 

Trials of ‘Paper Money’ successful

Farmer Giles

Mark Francois livid at not being handed Ministry of Defence portfolio

Gary Stanton 

Entire UK turns vegan after milkshakes found to contain Tommy Robinson

Grumblechops 

Leave voters furious that Farage won’t be their local councillor

nickb 

DJ fired for wearing stupid hat ‘realises crass mistake’

Newsbiscuit 

Man who posted Line of Duty spoilers on Twitter ‘probably taking a long nap under patio’, says wife

Middle-aged man delighted with Bank Holiday ‘pressure washer knob drawing’ weather

Royal baby to blame for literally everything, says internet

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team 

Man who now takes the Daily Mail regarded as a cock by nearly everyone

‘Real people answering phones is the future’

Throngsman 

Bolton Cenotaph found in breach of GDPR

Wrenfoe 

‘Bird-nets’ secretly hiding hedge-hair

Cat is sure you’ll prefer her anus to your newspaper

Celebrities advised to stop having ‘thick’ kids

Gavin Williamson asks if Ecuador still has a spare room?

‘Spoiler Alert! George RR Martin doesn’t know how GOT ends either

Spurs & Liverpool both plan to be 4-0 down by half-time

YaBasta 

Concerns over infrastructure contract going to Newcastle-based firm Howay

First woman Defence Secretary introduces passive aggressive defence policy

Vicky Pollard appointed chief Brexit negotiator

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