WOTM April 2019
Cracking start to the month, with AM storming off as if the Wren rule doesn't exist. Er, has anybody mentioned the Wren rule lately?
Nickb is also having a good month, as is Chip and YB
A.Mantra
Boy unable to comprehend dad’s glee at finding his old Scalextric
Cauliflower ‘steak’ just cauliflower
Drunk couples who ‘made friends’ at wedding now acting like they never met
How to cope with not leaving the EU on 29th March
Man calling in sick can’t decide between a stomach bug and a cold
Man goes berserk when petrol pump dial lands on £20.01
Man in gastro-pub can’t work out which is the men’s toilet
Man shakes man’s fist as greeting goes horribly wrong
Only boy in ballet class isn’t buying his mum’s ‘Billy Elliot’ s**t
Benvoleo
Cambridge have won the Boat Race, once and for all, says Brexiter
“I didn’t agree to an extension” says man who said “yeah, whatever” to builders
Bobski
MI6 place undercover agent at top of organised crime family
Chipchase
Assange finally shown the door for ‘never buying milk’
DUP floats ‘ducking-stool’ compromise
Sting admitted to pretentiousness rehab clinic
Study reveals many modern artworks ‘aren’t very good’
Tiger Woods owes it all to me, says Trump
Crayon
Man inspired by Grand National whips cats around obstacle course
Editor
Brexit Party and UKIP to fight it out in pub car park
Hindari Banga
May seeks to resolve problems with “megavote”
Ivan Edwards
“Don’t @ me”, says tweet with 0 replies, 0 retweets and 0 likes
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Scientists finally equate Brexit with the laws of thermodynamics
nickb
Geller claims TV triumph with new anti-Brexit TV show ‘Uri Nation’
Police get new ‘stop and lurch’ powers
Post Brexit toilet paper could be ‘too soft’ for leavers.
Sultan of Brunei suggests people get stoned after gay sex or adultery.
TV Cop show creator denies ‘using cornflour’ to thicken plot.
Oxbridge
Actually we didn’t ALL survive the Blitz, Brexiters remind
Your guide to the runners in the Grand National Suicide
The Islander
Office worker calls for end to ‘dress-down Fridays’
Woman worried she’s caught PPI
Throngsman
Facebook criticised for allowing messages suggesting Brexit still alive
Tonymc81
Conservatives ready to face the people
Intrepid Explorers Return to Forgotten Britain
Wrenfoe
Netanyahu annexes Moon
Samuel Beckett wrote Brexit
YaBasta
April Fool’s Day gags in newspapers no longer necessary
MPs vote for Narnia amendment
Stop and Search introduced for MPs voting No
Taking photos in black and white “doesn’t actually make them more arty”
Theresa May negotiates Brexit extension, with free Broadband
Treatment of man who can’t understand sarcasm “going really well”
Nickb is also having a good month, as is Chip and YB
A.Mantra
Boy unable to comprehend dad’s glee at finding his old Scalextric
Cauliflower ‘steak’ just cauliflower
Drunk couples who ‘made friends’ at wedding now acting like they never met
How to cope with not leaving the EU on 29th March
Man calling in sick can’t decide between a stomach bug and a cold
Man goes berserk when petrol pump dial lands on £20.01
Man in gastro-pub can’t work out which is the men’s toilet
Man shakes man’s fist as greeting goes horribly wrong
Only boy in ballet class isn’t buying his mum’s ‘Billy Elliot’ s**t
Benvoleo
Cambridge have won the Boat Race, once and for all, says Brexiter
“I didn’t agree to an extension” says man who said “yeah, whatever” to builders
Bobski
MI6 place undercover agent at top of organised crime family
Chipchase
Assange finally shown the door for ‘never buying milk’
DUP floats ‘ducking-stool’ compromise
Sting admitted to pretentiousness rehab clinic
Study reveals many modern artworks ‘aren’t very good’
Tiger Woods owes it all to me, says Trump
Crayon
Man inspired by Grand National whips cats around obstacle course
Editor
Brexit Party and UKIP to fight it out in pub car park
Hindari Banga
May seeks to resolve problems with “megavote”
Iroquois Pliskin
Ivan Edwards
“Don’t @ me”, says tweet with 0 replies, 0 retweets and 0 likes
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Scientists finally equate Brexit with the laws of thermodynamics
nickb
Geller claims TV triumph with new anti-Brexit TV show ‘Uri Nation’
Police get new ‘stop and lurch’ powers
Post Brexit toilet paper could be ‘too soft’ for leavers.
Sultan of Brunei suggests people get stoned after gay sex or adultery.
TV Cop show creator denies ‘using cornflour’ to thicken plot.
Oxbridge
Actually we didn’t ALL survive the Blitz, Brexiters remind
Your guide to the runners in the Grand National Suicide
The Islander
Office worker calls for end to ‘dress-down Fridays’
Woman worried she’s caught PPI
Throngsman
Facebook criticised for allowing messages suggesting Brexit still alive
Tonymc81
Conservatives ready to face the people
Intrepid Explorers Return to Forgotten Britain
Wrenfoe
Netanyahu annexes Moon
Samuel Beckett wrote Brexit
YaBasta
April Fool’s Day gags in newspapers no longer necessary
MPs vote for Narnia amendment
Stop and Search introduced for MPs voting No
Taking photos in black and white “doesn’t actually make them more arty”
Theresa May negotiates Brexit extension, with free Broadband
Treatment of man who can’t understand sarcasm “going really well”
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