WOTM March 2019 mid month
Exciting start to this month with Tonymc and YB in joint first place and A.Mantra and Chip in joint second. Stay posted for the final two weeks.
Adrian Bamforth
Lenny Henry accused of acting as ‘patronising saviour’ in Premier Inn ads
A.Mantra
Barristers to conclude cross-examination with a mic drop
Becoming a government ‘trade dealer’ – A brief guide
Man buys fishing waders instead of milk from Aldi
Man who hogged middle-lane given jail term
May to replace meaningful vote with trial by combat
May: ‘UK could still have to take part in Eurovision’
Woman held captive by WhatsApp Group
Chipchase
4-hour A&E target replaced with ‘survival of the fittest’
Britbox talks collapse over Ant and Dec involvement
May: ‘I had personality bypass surgery’
National Lottery and Waitrose announce new joint initiative
Super saleswoman ‘Surly Shirley’ receives top retail award
UK music shops introduce ban on popular guitar audition pieces
Chrisf
Chris Grayling to abstain from cock ups for Lent
Man described as legend actually doing fairly mundane things
Mate insisting on referring to basic cookery tips as ‘food hacking’
Dick Everyman
Shock as customer leaves banana bunch intact
Gerontius
Getting a new Earl – just like ‘winning the lottery’, says humble peasant-folk of Forfar
May rejects link between dead greenhouse plants and lack of water
Mick Turate
Grayling in second sensational space deal with Seaborne
Milo Shame
Daniel Day Lewis to take lead in Karen Bradley Biopic
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
April Fools’ Day to coincide with Brexit
New study claims Gandalf and Dumbledore are one and the same person
Sajid Javid to strip UK brides of EU citizenship
nickb
Backstop provision to merge with offside rule
Grayling and Bradley: The Podcast
Oxbridge
Billy Brittain’s three-year mid-life crisis still dragging on
Titus
Brexit is an anagram of Brexit
Brexit – was all a dream
Tonymc81
Brexit ‘turd’ set for Trafalgar Square’s fourth plinth
Electoral Commission to investigate bloke down the pub.
Gordon Ramsay’s to be awarded first Domestos star
Jobs for the Boys
Leavers plan Sunderland street party for March 29th
No nooky for Rees-Mogg during Lent
Police Chiefs take Chancellor’s advice
Wrenfoe
Momo video was just Chris Grayling explaining Brexit
Tom Watson asks for your kitten pics
Woman breaks and finally joins Amazon Prime
YaBasta
Amber Rudd apologises for not using correct term ‘person of darkness’
BBC accidentally shows Good Morning Britain pilot instead of new Alan Partridge show
Having voted to ban umbrellas, MPs vote for it not to rain
Karen Bradley: ‘I didn’t realise Northern Ireland was in the north of Ireland’
New John Le Carre thriller to be called ‘Tinker, Tailor, Unemployed, Deliveroo’
People who are actually ill preventing the elderly from seeing doctors
Starving African boy complains of ‘white saviour narrative’
Adrian Bamforth
Lenny Henry accused of acting as ‘patronising saviour’ in Premier Inn ads
A.Mantra
Barristers to conclude cross-examination with a mic drop
Becoming a government ‘trade dealer’ – A brief guide
Man buys fishing waders instead of milk from Aldi
Man who hogged middle-lane given jail term
May to replace meaningful vote with trial by combat
May: ‘UK could still have to take part in Eurovision’
Woman held captive by WhatsApp Group
Chipchase
4-hour A&E target replaced with ‘survival of the fittest’
Britbox talks collapse over Ant and Dec involvement
May: ‘I had personality bypass surgery’
National Lottery and Waitrose announce new joint initiative
Super saleswoman ‘Surly Shirley’ receives top retail award
UK music shops introduce ban on popular guitar audition pieces
Chrisf
Chris Grayling to abstain from cock ups for Lent
Man described as legend actually doing fairly mundane things
Mate insisting on referring to basic cookery tips as ‘food hacking’
Dick Everyman
Shock as customer leaves banana bunch intact
Gerontius
Getting a new Earl – just like ‘winning the lottery’, says humble peasant-folk of Forfar
May rejects link between dead greenhouse plants and lack of water
Mick Turate
Grayling in second sensational space deal with Seaborne
Milo Shame
Daniel Day Lewis to take lead in Karen Bradley Biopic
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
April Fools’ Day to coincide with Brexit
New study claims Gandalf and Dumbledore are one and the same person
Sajid Javid to strip UK brides of EU citizenship
nickb
Backstop provision to merge with offside rule
Grayling and Bradley: The Podcast
Oxbridge
Billy Brittain’s three-year mid-life crisis still dragging on
Titus
Brexit is an anagram of Brexit
Brexit – was all a dream
Tonymc81
Brexit ‘turd’ set for Trafalgar Square’s fourth plinth
Electoral Commission to investigate bloke down the pub.
Gordon Ramsay’s to be awarded first Domestos star
Jobs for the Boys
Leavers plan Sunderland street party for March 29th
No nooky for Rees-Mogg during Lent
Police Chiefs take Chancellor’s advice
Wrenfoe
Momo video was just Chris Grayling explaining Brexit
Tom Watson asks for your kitten pics
Woman breaks and finally joins Amazon Prime
YaBasta
Amber Rudd apologises for not using correct term ‘person of darkness’
BBC accidentally shows Good Morning Britain pilot instead of new Alan Partridge show
Having voted to ban umbrellas, MPs vote for it not to rain
Karen Bradley: ‘I didn’t realise Northern Ireland was in the north of Ireland’
New John Le Carre thriller to be called ‘Tinker, Tailor, Unemployed, Deliveroo’
People who are actually ill preventing the elderly from seeing doctors
Starving African boy complains of ‘white saviour narrative’
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