WOTM Dec 18 final
Final result for the year and we have Chip well in the lead after a storming month. The NB editors have done a reasonable job as well, followed by some upstart from north Wales. Full list of FPs, NiBs and left alerts below as hyperlinks if you wish to relive the glory.
acidcirus
David Dimbleby to Regenerate as Fiona Bruce
Adrian Bamforth
TV Brexit debate to feature eating of kangaroos’ penises
apepper
Brexit solved as EU renames itself ‘European Community’
Britain reels from non-disastrous day
Chaos as Farage starts campaign to leave WTO
Benvoleo
May rules out ruling things out
Bobski
Theresa May to delay Government’s New Year resolutions
Bravenewmalden
60-year-old granted temporary access to Shoreditch
Chipchase
3.1% hike in rail fares delayed because of wrong kind of leaves
A seasonal round-robin from The Prime Minister
Calls grow for a second vote of confidence on May’s leadership
Man wins ‘Curmudgeon of the Year’
Noel refuses to leave jungle
Sandringham sensation as Duchesses go toe-to-toe
Seven year-old girl shatters magic of Christmas for Trump
Crayon
Christ happy to hear it’s now Morrisons that makes Christmas
Tory Brexit shows “taking back control” will make Britain champions in Europe
Vacancy for Brexit Secretary who can take dictation and look nice in a twin set
Chrisf
Cameron advising wife on how to flush away massive turd he did in toilet
Colleague annoyingly distributes his Xmas cards 10 minutes before closure
‘We Built this Country on Boar Terrine’ fails to secure Xmas No1 for Rees-Mogg
Cinquecento
“Intersectional Top Trumps” leads the Christmas board game charts
Gerontius
£52m wedding fails to mend ‘deep divisions in society’
MP shoots dog in foot then takes dog to vet
Nightclub doorman admits to having top-knot
Matt Ward
Those who choose the middle urinal also choose the middle lane of motorway
Midfield Diamond
Shutting Gatwick hasn’t made drones any more annoying than they were already
Temporary Brexit truce to be celebrated with football match on Christmas Day
Mother
Britain disappointed with third place in ‘Most Embarrassing Country Contest’
Lonely woman rescued from dinghy heading away from Dover
Royal family to be recalled to Germany under no-deal Brexit
Voyager 2 to Voyager 1 ‘Man, just keep going, it’s shit back there’
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
2019 season of The Trumps in doubt after laptop theft
Can of Spam refuses photo with Minister
Elf on the Shelf f$cked your cat
Nigel Farage ‘Rule Britannia’ Opening Night
May: That’s nothing compared to the contempt I hold for myself
Question Time audience requires Equity card
Rees-Mogg to bring ‘a touch of Christmas cheer’ to soup kitchens
You’re paid less because you’re sh$t at your job
nickb
Britain’s own ‘gilets jaunes’ in early morning rubbish protest
Downing Street shouty men start shouting outside their own front doors
Politics apologises for being interesting
Toast continues to distance itself from Theresa May
Oxbridge
Brexit Pie
Pheasants thick
Schoolboy
Sexually aroused male Border Collie placed on N.I. Boundary
Scribbler
Criminals must now use same forms as police
Simon Paul Miller
Doctor Who’s Police Box changes into Goggle Box
Sir Lupus
Guild of Negotiators welcomes Brexit deal for improving their job security
The Central Scrutinizer
Nigel Farage quits as Nigel Farage
Throngsman
‘All set for Christmas’ to be codified in a British Standard
Divorce Proceedings stall after Local solicitor refuses to disclose full extent of advice
Government call on Nans’ medicine stocks to save hard Brexit plans
‘Reduced economies are easier to take back control of’, says Hammond
Study finds cause of Brexit angst was poor seed regulation
Titus
Choose the best Brexit Deal comparison site
Paris riots over fears of British departure from the EU
Wrenfoe
Brexiteers unlikely to give a rat’s arse about the European Court of Justice
Foreign Office funding Secret Santa
Johnson & Johnson and Beelzebu
May staying too long, says herpes virus
Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth announce 2020 divorce
New ‘drone detection’ system involves two paper cups and a piece of string
‘Stupid’ distances itself from Theresa May
YaBasta
Colleague of jailed academic’s wife forces smile at his safe return
Crossrail delayed because ‘stations really far apart’, CEO explains
May’s ‘exit strategy for car’ proves to be flawed
May to pursue three Brexit plans – Tom, Dick and Harry
Negotiations with Tesco’s automated checkout enter third month
acidcirus
David Dimbleby to Regenerate as Fiona Bruce
Adrian Bamforth
TV Brexit debate to feature eating of kangaroos’ penises
apepper
Brexit solved as EU renames itself ‘European Community’
Britain reels from non-disastrous day
Chaos as Farage starts campaign to leave WTO
Benvoleo
May rules out ruling things out
Bobski
Theresa May to delay Government’s New Year resolutions
Bravenewmalden
60-year-old granted temporary access to Shoreditch
Chipchase
3.1% hike in rail fares delayed because of wrong kind of leaves
A seasonal round-robin from The Prime Minister
Calls grow for a second vote of confidence on May’s leadership
Man wins ‘Curmudgeon of the Year’
Noel refuses to leave jungle
Sandringham sensation as Duchesses go toe-to-toe
Seven year-old girl shatters magic of Christmas for Trump
Crayon
Christ happy to hear it’s now Morrisons that makes Christmas
Tory Brexit shows “taking back control” will make Britain champions in Europe
Vacancy for Brexit Secretary who can take dictation and look nice in a twin set
Chrisf
Cameron advising wife on how to flush away massive turd he did in toilet
Colleague annoyingly distributes his Xmas cards 10 minutes before closure
‘We Built this Country on Boar Terrine’ fails to secure Xmas No1 for Rees-Mogg
Cinquecento
“Intersectional Top Trumps” leads the Christmas board game charts
Gerontius
£52m wedding fails to mend ‘deep divisions in society’
MP shoots dog in foot then takes dog to vet
Nightclub doorman admits to having top-knot
Matt Ward
Those who choose the middle urinal also choose the middle lane of motorway
Midfield Diamond
Shutting Gatwick hasn’t made drones any more annoying than they were already
Temporary Brexit truce to be celebrated with football match on Christmas Day
Mother
Britain disappointed with third place in ‘Most Embarrassing Country Contest’
Lonely woman rescued from dinghy heading away from Dover
Royal family to be recalled to Germany under no-deal Brexit
Voyager 2 to Voyager 1 ‘Man, just keep going, it’s shit back there’
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
2019 season of The Trumps in doubt after laptop theft
Can of Spam refuses photo with Minister
Elf on the Shelf f$cked your cat
Nigel Farage ‘Rule Britannia’ Opening Night
May: That’s nothing compared to the contempt I hold for myself
Question Time audience requires Equity card
Rees-Mogg to bring ‘a touch of Christmas cheer’ to soup kitchens
nickb
Britain’s own ‘gilets jaunes’ in early morning rubbish protest
Downing Street shouty men start shouting outside their own front doors
Politics apologises for being interesting
Toast continues to distance itself from Theresa May
Brexit Pie
Pheasants thick
Rieslingnut
Sexually aroused male Border Collie placed on N.I. Boundary
Scribbler
Criminals must now use same forms as police
Simon Paul Miller
Doctor Who’s Police Box changes into Goggle Box
Sir Lupus
Guild of Negotiators welcomes Brexit deal for improving their job security
The Central Scrutinizer
Nigel Farage quits as Nigel Farage
Throngsman
‘All set for Christmas’ to be codified in a British Standard
Divorce Proceedings stall after Local solicitor refuses to disclose full extent of advice
Government call on Nans’ medicine stocks to save hard Brexit plans
‘Reduced economies are easier to take back control of’, says Hammond
Study finds cause of Brexit angst was poor seed regulation
Titus
Choose the best Brexit Deal comparison site
Paris riots over fears of British departure from the EU
Wrenfoe
Brexiteers unlikely to give a rat’s arse about the European Court of Justice
Foreign Office funding Secret Santa
Johnson & Johnson and Beelzebu
May staying too long, says herpes virus
Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth announce 2020 divorce
New ‘drone detection’ system involves two paper cups and a piece of string
‘Stupid’ distances itself from Theresa May
YaBasta
Colleague of jailed academic’s wife forces smile at his safe return
Crossrail delayed because ‘stations really far apart’, CEO explains
May’s ‘exit strategy for car’ proves to be flawed
May to pursue three Brexit plans – Tom, Dick and Harry
Negotiations with Tesco’s automated checkout enter third month
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