WOTM Nov 18 mid month
A bit of a battle running at the top of the leader board, with YB narrowly in the lead, closely followed by DavidH. Dom, Chip and Wren are all in strong contention too
Adrian Bamforth
Alexa and Siri owners warned of threat from Halware
AndyP5919
Planet Earth expresses relief at falling fertility rates
Benvoleo
People “taking back” laws to protect democracy now angry when we uphold them
Chipchase
American authorities baffled by groups of citizens dying unexpectedly
Shock as Dido announces 2019 world tour without Aeneas
Trump aides caution against crowd surfing during midterm rallies
Wombles slam new zero hours contracts
Chrisf
Channel 4 executives begin training in asking for scraps with fish and chips
Paul Pogba sets off on next penalty run up
Crayon
Homeless war heroes advised to stay indoors on firework nights
DavidH
Brexit pantomime to be finalised by mid-November in time for Tory nativity play
Cabinet endure all-night sofa negotiations as DFS Christmas deadline looms
‘Home Bargains Guard’ remain on standby for no-deal Brexit
Iceland ditch ‘too political’ Christmas ad for dubbed Lib Dem broadcast
SAS soldiers to experience the raw horror of female beauty regimes
Dominic_mcg
Apple apologizes after latest software update makes Siri an emo.
The Third Foot and Mouth regiment to patrol Irish border
Gary Stanton
Remain voter about to have life-threatening surgery not allowed a second opinion
Harrypalmer
Country urges David Cameron to take up golf
Ian Searle
The In-Brexit-weeners to reunite for one-off anniversary show
Jonny Shlep
Post-Brexit Bond Films to Be Much Longer Due to 007 Passport Control Delays
Trump saved female intern from Acosta sex attack claims Sarah Sanders
Macattack1964
Football Club Owners Fit & Proper Test New Clause: Must Be A Proper Bastard
Mark Gregory
Ryanair staff sacked for sleeping on floor: Passengers should have got priority
Midfield Diamond
Dutchman launches lawsuit to avoid lying about his age to get a shag
nickb
World cries out for the tragic assassination of Donald Trump
Throngsman
Brexit deal ‘makes EU write rules for our benefit’ says May
Just the small issue of total disagreement in the way of Brexit, says May
Wrenfoe
Oh…Trump still here?
Scientists confirm clown pubes ‘match’ their hair
Stan Lee to be brought back for Stan Lee II
USA also says something mean about Iran’s mother
Your Mum & Dad definitely have plans for your room
YaBasta
Austria and Switzerland warn of dangers of hard border
Film of reporter’s altercation with Trump aide “actually a clip from The Matrix”
Indian independence campaign “had no plan for Pakistan border” say critics
Public request more articles saying environmental problems not their fault
Unemployed people confirm they’re also “bored shitless”
Adrian Bamforth
Alexa and Siri owners warned of threat from Halware
AndyP5919
Planet Earth expresses relief at falling fertility rates
Benvoleo
People “taking back” laws to protect democracy now angry when we uphold them
Chipchase
American authorities baffled by groups of citizens dying unexpectedly
Shock as Dido announces 2019 world tour without Aeneas
Trump aides caution against crowd surfing during midterm rallies
Wombles slam new zero hours contracts
Chrisf
Channel 4 executives begin training in asking for scraps with fish and chips
Paul Pogba sets off on next penalty run up
Crayon
Homeless war heroes advised to stay indoors on firework nights
DavidH
Brexit pantomime to be finalised by mid-November in time for Tory nativity play
Cabinet endure all-night sofa negotiations as DFS Christmas deadline looms
‘Home Bargains Guard’ remain on standby for no-deal Brexit
Iceland ditch ‘too political’ Christmas ad for dubbed Lib Dem broadcast
SAS soldiers to experience the raw horror of female beauty regimes
Dominic_mcg
Apple apologizes after latest software update makes Siri an emo.
The Third Foot and Mouth regiment to patrol Irish border
Gary Stanton
Remain voter about to have life-threatening surgery not allowed a second opinion
Harrypalmer
Country urges David Cameron to take up golf
Ian Searle
The In-Brexit-weeners to reunite for one-off anniversary show
Jonny Shlep
Post-Brexit Bond Films to Be Much Longer Due to 007 Passport Control Delays
Trump saved female intern from Acosta sex attack claims Sarah Sanders
Macattack1964
Football Club Owners Fit & Proper Test New Clause: Must Be A Proper Bastard
Mark Gregory
Ryanair staff sacked for sleeping on floor: Passengers should have got priority
Midfield Diamond
Dutchman launches lawsuit to avoid lying about his age to get a shag
nickb
World cries out for the tragic assassination of Donald Trump
Throngsman
Brexit deal ‘makes EU write rules for our benefit’ says May
Just the small issue of total disagreement in the way of Brexit, says May
Wrenfoe
Oh…Trump still here?
Scientists confirm clown pubes ‘match’ their hair
Stan Lee to be brought back for Stan Lee II
USA also says something mean about Iran’s mother
Your Mum & Dad definitely have plans for your room
YaBasta
Austria and Switzerland warn of dangers of hard border
Film of reporter’s altercation with Trump aide “actually a clip from The Matrix”
Indian independence campaign “had no plan for Pakistan border” say critics
Public request more articles saying environmental problems not their fault
Unemployed people confirm they’re also “bored shitless”
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