October 2018 WOTM Final
Admittedly a tardy results release this month, but unfortunately I've been without WiFi or 3/4 G for most of the last week. Talk about living in a third world country... Anyway, congrats to Chippy once again for winning the coveted virtual trophy. Links to all the subs below, tickers posted ion the Chat room as normal.
Adrian Bamforth
Royal foetus declared loveliest ever by press
Saudi Arabia admits Aladdin may have been deliberately trapped in cave
A.L.Shaw
‘Ad Brexitum’ replaces ‘ad Hitlerum’ as leading internet fallacy
Chipchase
AC/DC’s next release to be a concept album based on The Krankies
Farage to lobby for a ‘Shetland-style solution’ for other parts of the UK
Great British Menu slammed ‘pretentious’ by Fire Chief
Grime is shite claims new report
Your new boss is too much to bear after just two weeks
DavidH
1922 committee ‘absolutely not’ swapping a bumbling performer for Hugh Grant
Judges’ pay to be decided by premium line phone vote
Deceangli
Cameron sighted in Brazil still on the run
Hotel lighting code finally deciphered
Theresa May’s Workout Schedule, with apologies to Mark Wahlberg
Dominic_mcg
Gemma Collins makes a dramatic entrance into greengrocer’s on foot
Gavin Beans
F1 bosses to liven up end of season by having Alan Carr join Mercedes pit crew
‘It hurts our feelings when you use bags from other shops,’ till staff say
Russians ‘meddled with Rear of the Year 2017′
Gary Stanton
Man blames poor Vodafone coverage for failure to dump girlfriend
Gerontius
Baker refuses to make Christian cake
Boris to float ‘Canada bridge’ idea
‘Extremely wealthy man beats driving-ban’ shock
Finally, the last High Street bank closes for good
Hard hitting Countryfile special to feature Matt chainsawing a pig, confirm Beeb
Homeless man offers to give up doorway to help Royal couple
Jonny Shlep
Khashoggi killed by own ricocheting kung fu star say Saudis
Mick Turate
Brexit progress as Northern Ireland to be shown in a box
Mother
Kleenex admits ‘Mansize tissues’ never were as big as a man
‘Why am I still here?’ asks Transport Secretary Chris Grayling
Myke
Channel 5 announce return of ‘Para-subnormal Witless’
GPs to be replaced by vending machines
Henry VIII wrong to privatise monasteries, says McDonnell
Nick Clegg chosen to appear on new £50 note
Tory MPs harassed by heavy breather following app security breach
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Abandoned bicycle wheel probably no longer needs padlock
GUIDE: How to fill that Royal Wedding void?
Man fails miserably not to judge Sinead O’Connor
When is it okay to bring a bonesaw to a party?
nickb
Anonymous Tory abuser ‘should have hot poker shoved up arse’ says other Tory
Criticism over long wait to be murdered at Saudi embassies
Oxbridge
Government appoints Minister for National Suicide Prevention
Internet of Things to really bugger everything up
Trump’s penis to be carved onto Mount Rushmore
Socialoutcry
Harry and Meghan told to row back to the UK
seso
Crufts Champ Faces Death Penalty
Sir Lupus
Jeremy Vine calls for universities to reintroduce trench warfare
Yellow Pages rebrands as Yellow Page
Skylarking
Owen Jones announced as new James Bond
Sydalg
Scientists tempt vegetarians with cow that tastes like vegetable burgers
Steve_L
FBI: Packages sent to Saudi Arabia supporters ‘contain money’
Terry Bunn
Police to recruit convicted villians in bid to boost diversity
Throngsman
Police to no longer tell members of the public the time
Titus
Banksy’s Girl With Red Balloon Goes POP
Khashoggi killed himself and was taken away by aliens: official
Soyuzexit cosmonauts criticised for leaving safety of rocket
Tonymc81
All my colleagues are Commies, Tory teacher tells conference.
Birmingham hosts liar of the year competition
MOD promises endless supplies of Invictus Games competitors
Senior Tories in Birmingham Bust Up.
Wrenfoe
50 foot wicker man listed on Etsy
Adrian Bamforth
Royal foetus declared loveliest ever by press
Saudi Arabia admits Aladdin may have been deliberately trapped in cave
A.L.Shaw
‘Ad Brexitum’ replaces ‘ad Hitlerum’ as leading internet fallacy
Chipchase
AC/DC’s next release to be a concept album based on The Krankies
Farage to lobby for a ‘Shetland-style solution’ for other parts of the UK
Grime is shite claims new report
Your new boss is too much to bear after just two weeks
Crayon
1922 committee ‘absolutely not’ swapping a bumbling performer for Hugh Grant
Judges’ pay to be decided by premium line phone vote
Cameron sighted in Brazil still on the run
Hotel lighting code finally deciphered
Theresa May’s Workout Schedule, with apologies to Mark Wahlberg
Dominic_mcg
Gemma Collins makes a dramatic entrance into greengrocer’s on foot
Gavin Beans
F1 bosses to liven up end of season by having Alan Carr join Mercedes pit crew
‘It hurts our feelings when you use bags from other shops,’ till staff say
Russians ‘meddled with Rear of the Year 2017′
Gary Stanton
Man blames poor Vodafone coverage for failure to dump girlfriend
Gerontius
Baker refuses to make Christian cake
Boris to float ‘Canada bridge’ idea
‘Extremely wealthy man beats driving-ban’ shock
Finally, the last High Street bank closes for good
Hard hitting Countryfile special to feature Matt chainsawing a pig, confirm Beeb
Homeless man offers to give up doorway to help Royal couple
Jonny Shlep
Khashoggi killed by own ricocheting kung fu star say Saudis
Mick Turate
Brexit progress as Northern Ireland to be shown in a box
Mother
Kleenex admits ‘Mansize tissues’ never were as big as a man
‘Why am I still here?’ asks Transport Secretary Chris Grayling
Myke
Channel 5 announce return of ‘Para-subnormal Witless’
GPs to be replaced by vending machines
Henry VIII wrong to privatise monasteries, says McDonnell
Nick Clegg chosen to appear on new £50 note
Tory MPs harassed by heavy breather following app security breach
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Abandoned bicycle wheel probably no longer needs padlock
GUIDE: How to fill that Royal Wedding void?
Man fails miserably not to judge Sinead O’Connor
When is it okay to bring a bonesaw to a party?
nickb
Anonymous Tory abuser ‘should have hot poker shoved up arse’ says other Tory
Criticism over long wait to be murdered at Saudi embassies
Oxbridge
Government appoints Minister for National Suicide Prevention
Internet of Things to really bugger everything up
Trump’s penis to be carved onto Mount Rushmore
Socialoutcry
Harry and Meghan told to row back to the UK
seso
Crufts Champ Faces Death Penalty
Sir Lupus
Jeremy Vine calls for universities to reintroduce trench warfare
Yellow Pages rebrands as Yellow Page
Skylarking
Owen Jones announced as new James Bond
Sydalg
Scientists tempt vegetarians with cow that tastes like vegetable burgers
Steve_L
FBI: Packages sent to Saudi Arabia supporters ‘contain money’
Terry Bunn
Police to recruit convicted villians in bid to boost diversity
Throngsman
Police to no longer tell members of the public the time
Titus
Banksy’s Girl With Red Balloon Goes POP
Khashoggi killed himself and was taken away by aliens: official
Soyuzexit cosmonauts criticised for leaving safety of rocket
Tonymc81
All my colleagues are Commies, Tory teacher tells conference.
Birmingham hosts liar of the year competition
MOD promises endless supplies of Invictus Games competitors
Senior Tories in Birmingham Bust Up.
Wrenfoe
50 foot wicker man listed on Etsy
Austerity is over – just not for anyone you know
Female Dr Who suffers work-based harassment from aliens
Glastonbury sells out on news that ‘there will be face-painting’
Government counts ‘pocket money’ towards school funding
May to play fiddle at ‘Brexit Fest 2022′
Missing £1bn in sickness benefit found in 1970s charity box
University graduation to be modeled on Logan’s Run
Waitrose will unpack your ‘smug’ while you’re out
YaBasta
Chess tournament disrupted as white queen calls police on black pieces
Piers Morgan voted Good Morning Britain’s first ever Saudi Arabia correspondent
Some Hampstead homes slightly dusty as cleaners sent on Remain march
Female Dr Who suffers work-based harassment from aliens
Glastonbury sells out on news that ‘there will be face-painting’
Government counts ‘pocket money’ towards school funding
May to play fiddle at ‘Brexit Fest 2022′
Missing £1bn in sickness benefit found in 1970s charity box
University graduation to be modeled on Logan’s Run
Waitrose will unpack your ‘smug’ while you’re out
YaBasta
Chess tournament disrupted as white queen calls police on black pieces
Piers Morgan voted Good Morning Britain’s first ever Saudi Arabia correspondent
Some Hampstead homes slightly dusty as cleaners sent on Remain march
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