October 2018 WOTM Competition
Mid month and Myke is in the lead, followed by Wren and Gero. As usual links to FPs, NiBs and LA are below the table
A.L.Shaw
‘Ad Brexitum’ replaces ‘ad Hitlerum’ as leading internet fallacy
Chipchase
Farage to lobby for a ‘Shetland-style solution’ for other parts of the UK
Great British Menu slammed ‘pretentious’ by Fire Chief
Grime is shite claims new report
‘Strictly Curse’ set to trigger next year’s TV sensation
DavidH
Judges’ pay to be decided by premium line phone vote
PMQs to be multiple choice and answered from a lakeside café in Italy
Deceangli
Cameron sighted in Brazil still on the run
Hotel lighting code finally deciphered
Theresa May’s Workout Schedule, with apologies to Mark Wahlberg
Gavin Beans
F1 bosses to liven up end of season by having Alan Carr join Mercedes pit crew
Russians ‘meddled with Rear of the Year 2017′
Gary Stanton
Man blames poor Vodafone coverage for failure to dump girlfriend
Gerontius
Baker refuses to make Christian cake
Boris to float ‘Canada bridge’ idea
‘Extremely wealthy man beats driving-ban’ shock
Hard hitting Countryfile special to feature Matt chainsawing a pig, confirm Beeb
Homeless man offers to give up doorway to help Royal couple
Mick Turate
Brexit progress as Northern Ireland to be shown in a box
Myke
Channel 5 announce return of ‘Para-subnormal Witless’
GPs to be replaced by vending machines
s/
Henry VIII wrong to privatise monasteries, says McDonnell
Tory MPs harassed by heavy breather following app security breach
Oxbridge
Government appoints Minister for National Suicide Prevention
Trump’s penis to be carved onto Mount Rushmore
seso
Crufts Champ Faces Death Penalty
Sir Lupus
Jeremy Vine calls for universities to reintroduce trench warfare
Yellow Pages rebrands as Yellow Page
Sydalg
Scientists tempt vegetarians with cow that tastes like vegetable burgers
Terry Bunn
Police to recruit convicted villians in bid to boost diversity
Throngsman
Police to no longer tell members of the public the time
Titus
Banksy’s Girl With Red Balloon Goes POP
Soyuzexit cosmonauts criticised for leaving safety of rocket
Tonymc81
All my colleagues are Commies, Tory teacher tells conference.
Birmingham hosts liar of the year competition
Senior Tories in Birmingham Bust Up.
Wrenfoe
Austerity is over – just not for anyone you know
Female Dr Who suffers work-based harassment from aliens
Glastonbury sells out on news that ‘there will be face-painting’
Government counts ‘pocket money’ towards school funding
May to play fiddle at ‘Brexit Fest 2022′
University graduation to be modeled on Logan’s Run
Waitrose will unpack your ‘smug’ while you’re out
YaBasta
Chess tournament disrupted as white queen calls police on black pieces
A.L.Shaw
‘Ad Brexitum’ replaces ‘ad Hitlerum’ as leading internet fallacy
Chipchase
Farage to lobby for a ‘Shetland-style solution’ for other parts of the UK
Great British Menu slammed ‘pretentious’ by Fire Chief
Grime is shite claims new report
‘Strictly Curse’ set to trigger next year’s TV sensation
DavidH
Judges’ pay to be decided by premium line phone vote
PMQs to be multiple choice and answered from a lakeside café in Italy
Deceangli
Cameron sighted in Brazil still on the run
Hotel lighting code finally deciphered
Theresa May’s Workout Schedule, with apologies to Mark Wahlberg
Gavin Beans
F1 bosses to liven up end of season by having Alan Carr join Mercedes pit crew
Russians ‘meddled with Rear of the Year 2017′
Gary Stanton
Man blames poor Vodafone coverage for failure to dump girlfriend
Gerontius
Baker refuses to make Christian cake
Boris to float ‘Canada bridge’ idea
‘Extremely wealthy man beats driving-ban’ shock
Hard hitting Countryfile special to feature Matt chainsawing a pig, confirm Beeb
Homeless man offers to give up doorway to help Royal couple
Mick Turate
Brexit progress as Northern Ireland to be shown in a box
Myke
Channel 5 announce return of ‘Para-subnormal Witless’
GPs to be replaced by vending machines
s/
Henry VIII wrong to privatise monasteries, says McDonnell
Tory MPs harassed by heavy breather following app security breach
Oxbridge
Government appoints Minister for National Suicide Prevention
Trump’s penis to be carved onto Mount Rushmore
seso
Crufts Champ Faces Death Penalty
Sir Lupus
Jeremy Vine calls for universities to reintroduce trench warfare
Yellow Pages rebrands as Yellow Page
Sydalg
Scientists tempt vegetarians with cow that tastes like vegetable burgers
Terry Bunn
Police to recruit convicted villians in bid to boost diversity
Throngsman
Police to no longer tell members of the public the time
Titus
Banksy’s Girl With Red Balloon Goes POP
Soyuzexit cosmonauts criticised for leaving safety of rocket
Tonymc81
All my colleagues are Commies, Tory teacher tells conference.
Birmingham hosts liar of the year competition
Senior Tories in Birmingham Bust Up.
Wrenfoe
Austerity is over – just not for anyone you know
Female Dr Who suffers work-based harassment from aliens
Glastonbury sells out on news that ‘there will be face-painting’
Government counts ‘pocket money’ towards school funding
May to play fiddle at ‘Brexit Fest 2022′
University graduation to be modeled on Logan’s Run
Waitrose will unpack your ‘smug’ while you’re out
YaBasta
Chess tournament disrupted as white queen calls police on black pieces
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