June WOTM final
Two weeks ago this looked like a two horse race between Chip and Mac who, to be fair, have continued to trade subs for the past fortnight. However Sydalg has pushed his way to the top of the leader board and earns his umpteenth virtual mug this year. Well done Sy.
As usual a full list of hyperlinks to the winning subs provided below and on the Chat room thread is the full list of tickers
Adrian Bamforth
BBC searching for lost Dimblebys
A. L. Shaw
England 0 – 1 Belgium not a Brexit metaphor, Government confirms
‘Upskirting’ bill supported by every woman in history not ‘will of the people’
World Cup latest: Panama to line goalmouths triggering fresh data leak
apepper
Boris proposes post-Brexit self-delivering aerial pork system
Chipchase
Boris begs for public’s forgiveness, blaming medication for his serial buffoonery
Britain breathes a massive sigh as Colour is trooped
Grimmy to step down from Radio 1 Breakfast Show
‘Just a minute – I’m not going anywhere,’ says Nicholas Parsons
Chrisf
Britain hotter than some cities that must be quite hot
Colleague offers no explanation for wanting to ‘lock in’ a meeting time
Newsbiscuit’s guide to the World Cup
Northern Rail reduces service to one stationary, 5,000-carriage train
World Cup TV pundits ‘have not practised penalty shoot-out commentaries’
Cinquecento
“F**k the Zoroastrians” says Sir Vince Cable
Colton
Gove urges: ‘Cut EU red-tape so we can legalize midget ownership’
Daneade
Manuel Pelligrini wakes up from mugging to find himself managing West Ham
London to go ‘full mediaeval’ on moped gang
US Trade War escalates as UK halts Marmite exports
DavidH
Africa closes its borders to migrant British bankers
JD Wetherspoon inspires Queen to launch ships with cartons of milk
Large Hadron Collider upgrade on hold as six year old girl asks wrong question
London braces for ‘Old Tax’ protests
Trump and Kim sign declaration condemning Gary Barlow
Des Custard
God faces infinite fine under GDPR
Farmer Giles
Trump puts tariff on Trudeau’s hair
Gerontius
Bouyant moped sales show our policies are working claim Tories
hughesroland
Iran claims nuclear programme ‘will produce world’s most powerful kettle’
Macattack1964
10 reasons why a man buys flowers from a petrol station
Avoid using British parts, European porn makers advised
Bank branch closures offset by growth of food banks, claims Boris
Britain desperately short of grandads who were in the war
Gangsters merge with high street drug retailer to create ‘Bovver Boots’
Grassy Knoll Inducted Into The Rock and Hill Hall Of Fame
Obituary: BT makes final call
Mick Turate
Sherlock Holmes arrested for faking his own death
MzWibble
Cancellations of weather across UK as extreme transport conditions continue
Customer still standing in car showroom after three days
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
1 in 5 UK mammals at risk from Hard Brexit
GDPR accidentally deletes Civilization
McDonalds to replace straws with hypodermic needles
Senegal football team in trouble after tweets about ‘barrow boy’ Sugar
Oxbridge
Isle of Wight fears crime wave after policeman’s early retirement
Path cleared for England’s heart-warming defeat in quarter finals
Paul L
Neighbours “betrayed” as gay couple found out to be just friends
Quango
Kim and Trump hail ‘greatest buffet ever’
Skylarking
World domination plans in disarray as evil mastermind elects to ‘work from home’
Squudge
Parliament canteen to serve PC food
Sydalg
Authorities warn: “Stop frying eggs on car bonnets”
Britain to opt out of reality instead of EU
Clickbait man hated by doctors, banks and trainers goes into hiding
Goldilocks admits to further string of burglaries
Male prisoner ‘identifies’ as female after watching lesbian prison porn video
New Google penis to operate without owner control
‘Less need for clean underwear’ advises government, as road deaths drop
Porn sites struggle to cope with demand for royal-themed content
Record number of cannibals turning vegetarian
Reincarnation to be made available on the NHS
Thorpe conspirators to be charged with crimes against fashion
Uber drug mule service gets off to slow start
Tamoshanter
Glasgow’s School of Art regrets Burns Exhibition
Throngsman
Thousands attend Stonehenge summer solstice as dry run for Brexit
Trump and Kim determine meeting outcome on game of golf
Titus
Government issues form for referendum about a second referendum
Historians mystified by apparent existence of UK prior to EU
Wrenfoe
Childish Gambino may have copied the existence of America
Dimbleby quits Question Time without finding any Answers
Heathrow expansion to include Sudetenland
Hoses to blame for Grenfell. Flammable material exonerated
May to give NHS ‘birthday present’ of HMV vouchers
Mugging gives Michael McIntyre his first new material in years
Ofsted chief insists children use flag semaphore instead of phones
Umlaut sues Emoji for copyright infringement
YaBasta
First Saudi woman ever to drive can’t find car keys
Germans begin disastrous retreat from Russia after shock defeat
Scots storm out of World Cup in protest at not being in it in the first place
As usual a full list of hyperlinks to the winning subs provided below and on the Chat room thread is the full list of tickers
Adrian Bamforth
BBC searching for lost Dimblebys
A. L. Shaw
England 0 – 1 Belgium not a Brexit metaphor, Government confirms
‘Upskirting’ bill supported by every woman in history not ‘will of the people’
World Cup latest: Panama to line goalmouths triggering fresh data leak
apepper
Boris proposes post-Brexit self-delivering aerial pork system
Bravenewmalden
Boris begs for public’s forgiveness, blaming medication for his serial buffoonery
Britain breathes a massive sigh as Colour is trooped
Britain hotter than some cities that must be quite hot
Colleague offers no explanation for wanting to ‘lock in’ a meeting time
Newsbiscuit’s guide to the World Cup
Northern Rail reduces service to one stationary, 5,000-carriage train
World Cup TV pundits ‘have not practised penalty shoot-out commentaries’
Cinquecento
“F**k the Zoroastrians” says Sir Vince Cable
Colton
Gove urges: ‘Cut EU red-tape so we can legalize midget ownership’
Daneade
Manuel Pelligrini wakes up from mugging to find himself managing West Ham
London to go ‘full mediaeval’ on moped gang
US Trade War escalates as UK halts Marmite exports
DavidH
Africa closes its borders to migrant British bankers
JD Wetherspoon inspires Queen to launch ships with cartons of milk
Large Hadron Collider upgrade on hold as six year old girl asks wrong question
London braces for ‘Old Tax’ protests
Trump and Kim sign declaration condemning Gary Barlow
Des Custard
God faces infinite fine under GDPR
Farmer Giles
Trump puts tariff on Trudeau’s hair
Gerontius
Bouyant moped sales show our policies are working claim Tories
hughesroland
Iran claims nuclear programme ‘will produce world’s most powerful kettle’
Macattack1964
10 reasons why a man buys flowers from a petrol station
Avoid using British parts, European porn makers advised
Bank branch closures offset by growth of food banks, claims Boris
Britain desperately short of grandads who were in the war
Gangsters merge with high street drug retailer to create ‘Bovver Boots’
Grassy Knoll Inducted Into The Rock and Hill Hall Of Fame
Obituary: BT makes final call
Mick Turate
Sherlock Holmes arrested for faking his own death
MzWibble
Cancellations of weather across UK as extreme transport conditions continue
Customer still standing in car showroom after three days
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
1 in 5 UK mammals at risk from Hard Brexit
GDPR accidentally deletes Civilization
McDonalds to replace straws with hypodermic needles
Senegal football team in trouble after tweets about ‘barrow boy’ Sugar
Oxbridge
Isle of Wight fears crime wave after policeman’s early retirement
Path cleared for England’s heart-warming defeat in quarter finals
Paul L
Neighbours “betrayed” as gay couple found out to be just friends
Quango
Kim and Trump hail ‘greatest buffet ever’
Skylarking
World domination plans in disarray as evil mastermind elects to ‘work from home’
Squudge
Parliament canteen to serve PC food
Sydalg
Authorities warn: “Stop frying eggs on car bonnets”
Britain to opt out of reality instead of EU
Clickbait man hated by doctors, banks and trainers goes into hiding
Goldilocks admits to further string of burglaries
Male prisoner ‘identifies’ as female after watching lesbian prison porn video
New Google penis to operate without owner control
‘Less need for clean underwear’ advises government, as road deaths drop
Porn sites struggle to cope with demand for royal-themed content
Record number of cannibals turning vegetarian
Reincarnation to be made available on the NHS
Thorpe conspirators to be charged with crimes against fashion
Uber drug mule service gets off to slow start
Tamoshanter
Glasgow’s School of Art regrets Burns Exhibition
Throngsman
Thousands attend Stonehenge summer solstice as dry run for Brexit
Trump and Kim determine meeting outcome on game of golf
Titus
Government issues form for referendum about a second referendum
Historians mystified by apparent existence of UK prior to EU
Wrenfoe
Childish Gambino may have copied the existence of America
Dimbleby quits Question Time without finding any Answers
Heathrow expansion to include Sudetenland
Hoses to blame for Grenfell. Flammable material exonerated
May to give NHS ‘birthday present’ of HMV vouchers
Mugging gives Michael McIntyre his first new material in years
Ofsted chief insists children use flag semaphore instead of phones
Umlaut sues Emoji for copyright infringement
YaBasta
First Saudi woman ever to drive can’t find car keys
Germans begin disastrous retreat from Russia after shock defeat
Scots storm out of World Cup in protest at not being in it in the first place
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