June WOTM final

Two weeks ago this looked like a two horse race between Chip and Mac who, to be fair, have continued to trade subs for the past fortnight. However Sydalg has pushed his way to the top of the leader board and earns his umpteenth virtual mug this year.  Well done Sy.

As usual a full list of hyperlinks to the winning subs provided below and on the Chat room thread is the full list of tickers



Adrian Bamforth 

BBC searching for lost Dimblebys

A. L. Shaw 

England 0 – 1 Belgium not a Brexit metaphor, Government confirms

‘Upskirting’ bill supported by every woman in history not ‘will of the people’

World Cup latest: Panama to line goalmouths triggering fresh data leak

apepper 

Boris proposes post-Brexit self-delivering aerial pork system

Bravenewmalden


Chipchase 

Boris begs for public’s forgiveness, blaming medication for his serial buffoonery

Britain breathes a massive sigh as Colour is trooped



Grimmy to step down from Radio 1 Breakfast Show


‘Just a minute – I’m not going anywhere,’ says Nicholas Parsons




Chrisf 

Britain hotter than some cities that must be quite hot

Colleague offers no explanation for wanting to ‘lock in’ a meeting time

Newsbiscuit’s guide to the World Cup

Northern Rail reduces service to one stationary, 5,000-carriage train

World Cup TV pundits ‘have not practised penalty shoot-out commentaries’


Cinquecento  

“F**k the Zoroastrians” says Sir Vince Cable

Colton 

Gove urges: ‘Cut EU red-tape so we can legalize midget ownership’

Daneade 

Manuel Pelligrini wakes up from mugging to find himself managing West Ham

London to go ‘full mediaeval’ on moped gang

US Trade War escalates as UK halts Marmite exports

DavidH 

Africa closes its borders to migrant British bankers

JD Wetherspoon inspires Queen to launch ships with cartons of milk

Large Hadron Collider upgrade on hold as six year old girl asks wrong question

London braces for ‘Old Tax’ protests

Trump and Kim sign declaration condemning Gary Barlow

Des Custard 

God faces infinite fine under GDPR

Farmer Giles 

Trump puts tariff on Trudeau’s hair

Gerontius 

Bouyant moped sales show our policies are working claim Tories

hughesroland 

Iran claims nuclear programme ‘will produce world’s most powerful kettle’

Macattack1964 

10 reasons why a man buys flowers from a petrol station

Avoid using British parts, European porn makers advised

Bank branch closures offset by growth of food banks, claims Boris

Britain desperately short of grandads who were in the war

Gangsters merge with high street drug retailer to create ‘Bovver Boots’

Grassy Knoll Inducted Into The Rock and Hill Hall Of Fame

Obituary: BT makes final call

Mick Turate 

Sherlock Holmes arrested for faking his own death

MzWibble  

Cancellations of weather across UK as extreme transport conditions continue

Customer still standing in car showroom after three days

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team

1 in 5 UK mammals at risk from Hard Brexit

GDPR accidentally deletes Civilization

McDonalds to replace straws with hypodermic needles

Senegal football team in trouble after tweets about ‘barrow boy’ Sugar

Oxbridge 

Isle of Wight fears crime wave after policeman’s early retirement

Path cleared for England’s heart-warming defeat in quarter finals

Paul L 

Neighbours “betrayed” as gay couple found out to be just friends

Quango 

Kim and Trump hail ‘greatest buffet ever’

Skylarking 

World domination plans in disarray as evil mastermind elects to ‘work from home’

Squudge 

Parliament canteen to serve PC food

Sydalg 

Authorities warn: “Stop frying eggs on car bonnets”

Britain to opt out of reality instead of EU

Clickbait man hated by doctors, banks and trainers goes into hiding

Goldilocks admits to further string of burglaries

Male prisoner ‘identifies’ as female after watching lesbian prison porn video

New Google penis to operate without owner control

‘Less need for clean underwear’ advises government, as road deaths drop

Porn sites struggle to cope with demand for royal-themed content

Record number of cannibals turning vegetarian

Reincarnation to be made available on the NHS

Thorpe conspirators to be charged with crimes against fashion

Uber drug mule service gets off to slow start

Tamoshanter 

Glasgow’s School of Art regrets Burns Exhibition

Throngsman 

Thousands attend Stonehenge summer solstice as dry run for Brexit

Trump and Kim determine meeting outcome on game of golf

Titus  

Government issues form for referendum about a second referendum

Historians mystified by apparent existence of UK prior to EU

Wrenfoe 

Childish Gambino may have copied the existence of America

Dimbleby quits Question Time without finding any Answers

Heathrow expansion to include Sudetenland

Hoses to blame for Grenfell. Flammable material exonerated

May to give NHS ‘birthday present’ of HMV vouchers

Mugging gives Michael McIntyre his first new material in years

Ofsted chief insists children use flag semaphore instead of phones

Umlaut sues Emoji for copyright infringement 

YaBasta 

First Saudi woman ever to drive can’t find car keys

Germans begin disastrous retreat from Russia after shock defeat

 Scots storm out of World Cup in protest at not being in it in the first place

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