June WOTM midmonth results
Chip has edged into the lead but relative newcomer Macattack is making a concerted bid to head up the leaderboard. Chris is making a brave fist of third place before we see a raft of joint fourth position. As usual all the front pages, news in brief and left alert subs are available below the leader board.
apepper
Boris proposes post-Brexit self-delivering aerial pork system
Chipchase
Boris begs for public’s forgiveness, blaming medication for his serial buffoonery
Britain breathes a massive sigh as Colour is trooped
Grimmy to step down from Radio 1 Breakfast Show
‘Just a minute – I’m not going anywhere,’ says Nicholas Parsons
Second Trump / Kim summit now ‘doubtful’ as leaders argue over contract riders
Trump appoints Judge Judy Chief Justice
Chrisf
Newsbiscuit’s guide to the World Cup
Northern Rail reduces service to one stationary, 5,000-carriage train
World Cup TV pundits ‘have not practised penalty shoot-out commentaries’
Cinquecento
“F**k the Zoroastrians” says Sir Vince Cable
Colton
Gove urges: ‘Cut EU red-tape so we can legalize midget ownership’
Daneade
Manuel Pelligrini wakes up from mugging to find himself managing West Ham
London to go ‘full mediaeval’ on moped gang
US Trade War escalates as UK halts Marmite exports
DavidH
Trump and Kim sign declaration condemning Gary Barlow
Des Custard
God faces infinite fine under GDPR
Farmer Giles
Trump puts tariff on Trudeau’s hair
Gerontius
Bouyant moped sales show our policies are working claim Tories
hughesroland
Iran claims nuclear programme ‘will produce world’s most powerful kettle’
Macattack1964
10 reasons why a man buys flowers from a petrol station
Avoid using British parts, European porn makers advised
Britain desperately short of grandads who were in the war
Gangsters merge with high street drug retailer to create ‘Bovver Boots’
Obituary: BT makes final call
Mick Turate
Sherlock Holmes arrested for faking his own death
MzWibble
Cancellations of weather across UK as extreme transport conditions continue
Customer still standing in car showroom after three days
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
1 in 5 UK mammals at risk from Hard Brexit
GDPR accidentally deletes Civilization
Oxbridge
Isle of Wight fears crime wave after policeman’s early retirement
Sydalg
Clickbait man hated by doctors, banks and trainers goes into hiding
Male prisoner ‘identifies’ as female after watching lesbian prison porn video
Reincarnation to be made available on the NHS
Thorpe conspirators to be charged with crimes against fashion
Throngsman
Trump and Kim determine meeting outcome on game of golf
Titus
Government issues form for referendum about a second referendum
Historians mystified by apparent existence of UK prior to EU
Wrenfoe
Mugging gives Michael McIntyre his first new material in years
Mugging gives Michael McIntyre his first new material in years
Umlaut sues Emoji for copyright infringement
apepper
Boris proposes post-Brexit self-delivering aerial pork system
Chipchase
Boris begs for public’s forgiveness, blaming medication for his serial buffoonery
Britain breathes a massive sigh as Colour is trooped
Grimmy to step down from Radio 1 Breakfast Show
‘Just a minute – I’m not going anywhere,’ says Nicholas Parsons
Second Trump / Kim summit now ‘doubtful’ as leaders argue over contract riders
Trump appoints Judge Judy Chief Justice
Chrisf
Newsbiscuit’s guide to the World Cup
Northern Rail reduces service to one stationary, 5,000-carriage train
World Cup TV pundits ‘have not practised penalty shoot-out commentaries’
Cinquecento
“F**k the Zoroastrians” says Sir Vince Cable
Colton
Gove urges: ‘Cut EU red-tape so we can legalize midget ownership’
Daneade
Manuel Pelligrini wakes up from mugging to find himself managing West Ham
London to go ‘full mediaeval’ on moped gang
US Trade War escalates as UK halts Marmite exports
DavidH
Trump and Kim sign declaration condemning Gary Barlow
Des Custard
God faces infinite fine under GDPR
Farmer Giles
Trump puts tariff on Trudeau’s hair
Gerontius
Bouyant moped sales show our policies are working claim Tories
hughesroland
Iran claims nuclear programme ‘will produce world’s most powerful kettle’
Macattack1964
10 reasons why a man buys flowers from a petrol station
Avoid using British parts, European porn makers advised
Britain desperately short of grandads who were in the war
Gangsters merge with high street drug retailer to create ‘Bovver Boots’
Obituary: BT makes final call
Mick Turate
Sherlock Holmes arrested for faking his own death
MzWibble
Cancellations of weather across UK as extreme transport conditions continue
Customer still standing in car showroom after three days
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
1 in 5 UK mammals at risk from Hard Brexit
GDPR accidentally deletes Civilization
Oxbridge
Isle of Wight fears crime wave after policeman’s early retirement
Sydalg
Clickbait man hated by doctors, banks and trainers goes into hiding
Male prisoner ‘identifies’ as female after watching lesbian prison porn video
Reincarnation to be made available on the NHS
Thorpe conspirators to be charged with crimes against fashion
Throngsman
Trump and Kim determine meeting outcome on game of golf
Titus
Government issues form for referendum about a second referendum
Historians mystified by apparent existence of UK prior to EU
Wrenfoe
Mugging gives Michael McIntyre his first new material in years
Mugging gives Michael McIntyre his first new material in years
Umlaut sues Emoji for copyright infringement
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