April 2018 WOTM competition - mid month

Mid month and there are three contributors vying for the top slot.  Dom, Sy and David are all in with a strong chance and it's looking like all three will make up the first three slots in two weeks time.



A.L.Shaw

DVLA to unveil ‘sunlit uplands’ Brexit signage

Bravenewmalden

Security announcements ‘instigated by Bose’ claim

Chipchase

Disabled man cock-a-hoop at being told he is now fit for work

RMT dispute halts filming of Spielberg’s Casey Jones remake

Chrisf

‘One who smelt it dealt it’ conviction unsafe confirms Judge
Cinquecento

‘Ambo’ Rudd launches personal campaign of violence

Daneade

KGB Wants its Money back on Novochok


DavidH

Barbra Streisand supported by Barbra Streisand wows on opening night

Barristers to strike for non-uniform day

Tate and Lyle rescue school kids from the cane

Deceangli

Depressed Eric Bristow fans turn to pies for consolation

Dick Everyman

Hard shoulder rubbish to be classed as street art

Dominic_mcg

Notorious inner city gangs offer Saturday opportunities to the right candidates.

Salisbury version of Cluedo will help Skripal investigation, insists Putin.

James Pluside

Brexit to be outsourced to China

Starbucks to start adding address and phone number on cups in anti-litter drive

Kabirgaryali

Man admits Brexit vote was influenced by ‘angry cat’ Facebook post

Men agreeing to meet for ‘a coffee’ exposed as a sham

Kabirgaryali & Midfield Diamond

High profile middle class footballer to out himself

Kazytc

Back up your brain, but not now!

Macattack1964

Hungarian Government challenges George Ezra to leave his house in Budapest

Willy Wonka Issues Profits Warnings Due To Sugar Tax Proposals

Midfield Diamond


Mother

Shock on M40 as middle-lane driver moves to inside lane

Squudge

Winchester resident lays claim to mining rights in local pothole

StanleyMizaru

Isle of Wight man devastated as number of Facebook friends plummets

Sydalg

Cars with pronounceable names to be phased out by 2020

Daily Express: ‘It would be a shame if anything happened to Meghan’

Doctor who signed Jesus’ death certificate struck off

Pupils to be taught languages from foreign porn


Throngsman

MPs ‘unconcerned’ by report that North Korean missile could hit UK in months

Waitrose to stop offering change ‘to enhance customer experience’


Tonymc81

Cabinet gripped by bunker mentality

Wrenfoe 

Seagulls on ‘smack’

YaBasta

Daily Mail marks April Fool’s Day with true stories

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