April 2018 WOTM competition - mid month
Mid month and there are three contributors vying for the top slot. Dom, Sy and David are all in with a strong chance and it's looking like all three will make up the first three slots in two weeks time.
A.L.Shaw
DVLA to unveil ‘sunlit uplands’ Brexit signage
Bravenewmalden
Security announcements ‘instigated by Bose’ claim
Chipchase
Disabled man cock-a-hoop at being told he is now fit for work
RMT dispute halts filming of Spielberg’s Casey Jones remake
Chrisf
‘One who smelt it dealt it’ conviction unsafe confirms Judge
Cinquecento
‘Ambo’ Rudd launches personal campaign of violence
Daneade
KGB Wants its Money back on Novochok
DavidH
Barbra Streisand supported by Barbra Streisand wows on opening night
Barristers to strike for non-uniform day
Tate and Lyle rescue school kids from the cane
Deceangli
Depressed Eric Bristow fans turn to pies for consolation
Dick Everyman
Hard shoulder rubbish to be classed as street art
Dominic_mcg
Notorious inner city gangs offer Saturday opportunities to the right candidates.
Salisbury version of Cluedo will help Skripal investigation, insists Putin.
James Pluside
Brexit to be outsourced to China
Starbucks to start adding address and phone number on cups in anti-litter drive
Kabirgaryali
Man admits Brexit vote was influenced by ‘angry cat’ Facebook post
Men agreeing to meet for ‘a coffee’ exposed as a sham
Kabirgaryali & Midfield Diamond
High profile middle class footballer to out himself
Kazytc
Back up your brain, but not now!
Macattack1964
Hungarian Government challenges George Ezra to leave his house in Budapest
Willy Wonka Issues Profits Warnings Due To Sugar Tax Proposals
Mother
Shock on M40 as middle-lane driver moves to inside lane
Squudge
Winchester resident lays claim to mining rights in local pothole
StanleyMizaru
Isle of Wight man devastated as number of Facebook friends plummets
Sydalg
Cars with pronounceable names to be phased out by 2020
Daily Express: ‘It would be a shame if anything happened to Meghan’
Doctor who signed Jesus’ death certificate struck off
Pupils to be taught languages from foreign porn
Throngsman
MPs ‘unconcerned’ by report that North Korean missile could hit UK in months
Waitrose to stop offering change ‘to enhance customer experience’
Tonymc81
Cabinet gripped by bunker mentality
Seagulls on ‘smack’
YaBasta
Daily Mail marks April Fool’s Day with true stories
A.L.Shaw
DVLA to unveil ‘sunlit uplands’ Brexit signage
Bravenewmalden
Security announcements ‘instigated by Bose’ claim
Chipchase
Disabled man cock-a-hoop at being told he is now fit for work
RMT dispute halts filming of Spielberg’s Casey Jones remake
Chrisf
‘One who smelt it dealt it’ conviction unsafe confirms Judge
Cinquecento
‘Ambo’ Rudd launches personal campaign of violence
Daneade
KGB Wants its Money back on Novochok
DavidH
Barbra Streisand supported by Barbra Streisand wows on opening night
Barristers to strike for non-uniform day
Tate and Lyle rescue school kids from the cane
Deceangli
Depressed Eric Bristow fans turn to pies for consolation
Dick Everyman
Hard shoulder rubbish to be classed as street art
Dominic_mcg
Notorious inner city gangs offer Saturday opportunities to the right candidates.
Salisbury version of Cluedo will help Skripal investigation, insists Putin.
James Pluside
Brexit to be outsourced to China
Starbucks to start adding address and phone number on cups in anti-litter drive
Kabirgaryali
Man admits Brexit vote was influenced by ‘angry cat’ Facebook post
Men agreeing to meet for ‘a coffee’ exposed as a sham
Kabirgaryali & Midfield Diamond
High profile middle class footballer to out himself
Kazytc
Back up your brain, but not now!
Macattack1964
Hungarian Government challenges George Ezra to leave his house in Budapest
Willy Wonka Issues Profits Warnings Due To Sugar Tax Proposals
Midfield Diamond
Mother
Shock on M40 as middle-lane driver moves to inside lane
Squudge
Winchester resident lays claim to mining rights in local pothole
StanleyMizaru
Isle of Wight man devastated as number of Facebook friends plummets
Sydalg
Cars with pronounceable names to be phased out by 2020
Daily Express: ‘It would be a shame if anything happened to Meghan’
Doctor who signed Jesus’ death certificate struck off
Pupils to be taught languages from foreign porn
MPs ‘unconcerned’ by report that North Korean missile could hit UK in months
Waitrose to stop offering change ‘to enhance customer experience’
Tonymc81
Cabinet gripped by bunker mentality
Wrenfoe
Seagulls on ‘smack’
YaBasta
Daily Mail marks April Fool’s Day with true stories
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