March WOTM -mid month

Halfway through the month and Wren is in the lead, however Gero is making a strong bid for the title too.  There's a bit of a battle going on in the background for the third place too, with HP, Nick and Sy all on eight points.

As usual, hyperlinks to all the FPs, NiBs and LAs are provided below.



Chipchase

Skripal affair hands Southgate a lifeline

Crayon

Trump to update US schools with sheriffs, stables and saloons

Daneade


Labour votes to ‘Kinda’ leave the EU

Deceangli


Dominic_mcg

Corbyn livens up Brexit speech with double entendres

Gary Stanton


Gerontius

Deadly nerve agent found in Somerset

 Flossing two days before appointment fails to convince hygienist

 Minister says Russia completely out of ideas on how to lose hosting World Cup

 Royals invite 30 million taxpayers to pay for their wedding

 ‘Still plenty of porridge’ say supermarkets

 harrypalmer

Burger-flipping robot switched off after calling customers a bunch of ‘fat assholes’

 EU freezes Brexit talks until Britain bring the biscuits

 Jamesroberts92

Barbra Streisand’s Ex-Manager Reveals He Cloned Singer Multiple Times

Mick Turate


Midfield Diamond

Upton Park’s intimidating atmosphere recreated by West Ham owners

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team

Jeremy Vine show thrown into turmoil as caller gives balanced opinion



nickb

10 Black Hole facts you didn’t know were true
/ 10 Irish Border solutions missing from Mrs May’s Brexit speech

 Oxbridge

Britain on high alert after exposure to toxic Morgan-Davidson interview

 Sydalg

“Disabled parking space” to be new unit of measurement for BMW cars

 Skripal regrets not heeding horoscope advice

 Thatwasbeast

Sandwich ruined by slice of cucumber

Throngsman


Wrenfoe

Armed teachers notice rise in homework submissions

 A slap in the face with a wet fish not as bad as first thought


People now eating Leggings


Trump thought he was agreeing to a date with Kim Kardashian

YaBasta

Feminist gutted at having to call plumber on International Women’s Day

 Russia realises there are easier ways of killing people

 Sports photographer manages to capture Dele Alli standing upright

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