January 2018 WOTM competition
Well, happy New Year and new WOTM competition. Chip and Wren are slugging it out at the top of the leaderboard, with a secondary battle forming between Dom, nickb, Oxy, Sir Lupus, Squudge and syd. It's early days yet, let's see how the next few weeks pan out as we aim to crown the first WOTM for 2018.
Chipchase
‘I saw mythical B&Q shop assistant in Margate branch’ claims customer
Thomas the Tank Engine in sensational Ringo rant
Trump to present new prime time political game show
Who do you think you are kidding…
Daniel T
Game of Thrones author found in HBO torture chamber
Farmer Giles
Two Ronnies fan disappointed after asking Amazon’s Alexa to buy four candles
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
‘Despacito’ follow up will be Auld Lang Syne, confirms Bieber
Newscat
Trump’s button ‘only looks bigger because of small hands’ claims wife
nickb
Batman’s personal hygiene issues unresolved as Robin returns from winter break
Toby Young pondering crazy blond wig
Oxbridge
Ministry of Magic to take over Brexit
Sir Lupus
Trump’s New Year Resolutions revealed on Twitter
Squudge
Reclusive Bannon renounces the ‘Alt-Jedi’
Sydalg
Fears for Mugabe as he fails to appear as Big Brother contestant
Penis enlargement ruining our business, say makers of big cars
Throngsman
Cancelling operations ‘better for patients’ insists Hunt
Gove promises ‘lots of male bovine fertiliser’ for farming community
Wrenfoe
Lord Adonis is still a funny name
Over-enthusiastic ‘dab’ goes all Nazi
Toby Young set to lose more friends and alienate even more people
Windsor ‘beggar ban’ targets Princess Michael of Kent

Chipchase
‘I saw mythical B&Q shop assistant in Margate branch’ claims customer
Thomas the Tank Engine in sensational Ringo rant
Trump to present new prime time political game show
Who do you think you are kidding…
Daniel T
Game of Thrones author found in HBO torture chamber
Dominic_mcg
Farmer Giles
Two Ronnies fan disappointed after asking Amazon’s Alexa to buy four candles
‘Despacito’ follow up will be Auld Lang Syne, confirms Bieber
Newscat
Trump’s button ‘only looks bigger because of small hands’ claims wife
nickb
Batman’s personal hygiene issues unresolved as Robin returns from winter break
Toby Young pondering crazy blond wig
Oxbridge
Ministry of Magic to take over Brexit
Sir Lupus
Trump’s New Year Resolutions revealed on Twitter
Squudge
Reclusive Bannon renounces the ‘Alt-Jedi’
Sydalg
Fears for Mugabe as he fails to appear as Big Brother contestant
Penis enlargement ruining our business, say makers of big cars
Throngsman
Cancelling operations ‘better for patients’ insists Hunt
Gove promises ‘lots of male bovine fertiliser’ for farming community
Wrenfoe
Lord Adonis is still a funny name
Over-enthusiastic ‘dab’ goes all Nazi
Toby Young set to lose more friends and alienate even more people
Windsor ‘beggar ban’ targets Princess Michael of Kent
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