January 2018 WOTM competition

Well, happy New Year and new WOTM competition.  Chip and Wren are slugging it out at the top of the leaderboard, with a secondary battle forming between Dom, nickb, Oxy, Sir Lupus, Squudge and syd.  It's early days yet, let's see how the next few weeks pan out as we aim to crown the first WOTM for 2018.




Chipchase

‘I saw mythical B&Q shop assistant in Margate branch’ claims customer

Thomas the Tank Engine in sensational Ringo rant

Trump to present new prime time political game show

Who do you think you are kidding…

Daniel T

Game of Thrones author found in HBO torture chamber

Dominic_mcg


Farmer Giles

Two Ronnies fan disappointed after asking Amazon’s Alexa to buy four candles

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team

‘Despacito’ follow up will be Auld Lang Syne, confirms Bieber

Newscat

Trump’s button ‘only looks bigger because of small hands’ claims wife

nickb

Batman’s personal hygiene issues unresolved as Robin returns from winter break

Toby Young pondering crazy blond wig

Oxbridge

Ministry of Magic to take over Brexit

Sir Lupus

Trump’s New Year Resolutions revealed on Twitter

Squudge

Reclusive Bannon renounces the ‘Alt-Jedi’

Sydalg

Fears for Mugabe as he fails to appear as Big Brother contestant

Penis enlargement ruining our business, say makers of big cars

Throngsman

Cancelling operations ‘better for patients’ insists Hunt

Gove promises ‘lots of male bovine fertiliser’ for farming community

Wrenfoe 

Lord Adonis is still a funny name

Over-enthusiastic ‘dab’ goes all Nazi

Toby Young set to lose more friends and alienate even more people

Windsor ‘beggar ban’ targets Princess Michael of Kent

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