Jan WOTM competition week 3

Three weeks in to the New Year and it's looking like a two horse race between Chip and Wren.  Wren is ahead by a nose and with both writers being prolific funny guys I'm not taking any bets on who gets to wear the virtual mug through February.



Adrian Bamforth

New Education Secretary attends his first day of Cabinet

apepper

Queen’s advice on wearing crown expected to save ‘thousands of lives’


Arthur

Loneliness Minister banned from her local old folks’ club

 Barry Van Hire

Boris bridge to ultimately link his Henley home and French summer cottage.

 The deal of the art

 Benvoleo

Shuffle fail due to ‘too few members to fill ministerial posts,’ says Tory Chair

Chipchase

DUP welcomes controversial editorial changes at GMB

 ‘I saw mythical B&Q shop assistant in Margate branch’ claims customer



 Space Invaders machine creates ‘quite a hubbub’ in Isle of Wight pub

 The NewsBiscuit guide to EastEnders

 Thomas the Tank Engine in sensational Ringo rant

 Trump to present new prime time political game show

jacob.hutchinson







Teffort




Titus








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