December WOTM competition week 3

Week three and Chip is still burning a trail.  However the rules are that you can't win two months in a row, so the focus moves down a line or two and we find Sydalg has had a hell of a week and has pulled up to be joint second (which means Sy and Wren are joint leaders for the virtual end of year mug).

Last push, which straddles Christmas and ends with me posting the end of month (and year) results on Dec 31 - I didn't think that through, did I?  Plenty of scope for game-changing scores between then and now.

See you all at the end of the year!



 Al Opecia

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 apepper - God confesses ‘actually, I don’t know’
Benvoleo 
Chipchase 
A Christmas message from President Trump
Chrisf
Sports Personality of Year to introduce random banter testing


Dick Everyman 
Dominic_mcg 
James_doc 
Jamsieoconnor

Man who cemented microwave to head appointed new Brexit Minister


Milo Shame 
NaffLaff 
Newscat 
NotNowCato

Dog poo bags hung in trees become new festive decoration

 Doping panel award 1977 Tour de France win to The Goodies

 Pasty Boy

Harry & Meghan’s prenuptial agreement to include Canada


StanleyMizaru 
Sydalg 
Terry Bunn
The Paper Ostrich
thatwasbeast
Throngsman 
Titus

Royal navy: ‘Don’t worry, sir, they all do that at first. It’ll settle down.

Tonymc81 
Shock as Christmas lights found tangled 

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