December WOTM competition week 2

Chipchase has continued his prolific winning streak this month. Unfortunately (for Chip, not for us mortals), he can't win the WOTM award twice in a row so the competition is now firmly between Wren and Dom, who are also both on a consistent streak.  I've changed the way the table is reproduced - it now reflects how I see it in Excel before I export it as a JPEG - hopefully this will make it more readable.





Benvoleo


Chipchase 



Chrisf


Dick Everyman


Dominic_mcg


James_doc

Jamsieoconnor

Man who cemented microwave to head appointed new Brexit Minister
Milo Shame 

NaffLaff


Newscat

NotNowCato

Dog poo bags hung in trees become new festive decoration

 Doping panel award 1977 Tour de France win to The Goodies
StanleyMizaru


Sydalg


Throngsman


Tonymc81 
Shock as Christmas lights found tangled

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