July WOTM competition - week 1

After one week we have a narrow field, with yours truly just at the top of the leader board but with Benvoleo, NaffLaff and YaBasta all nipping at my ankles.  Interestingly the Newsbiscuit Editorial Team are in the running too, but ultimately so far this month it is all up for grabs.  Contrast this month with the end of week 1 last month where Immacagain was on 18 points and the field was much larger mainly thanks to a huge influx of tickers.

So far this month the ticker list has been muted, but who knows, perhaps there will be another surge next week?

Benvoleo

Gove determined to diversify persecution of woodland animals

Hampered by your old manifesto? Try Tory Manifesto ‘lite’

Bravenewmalden

End of the road for ‘left a bit’ rally cross navigator

Cinquecento

‘Beef Curtains Barbie’ aims to improve girls’ body image

Crayon

Opposition MPs offer their ‘confidence’ for a ‘supply’ of £100 million each

Chrisf

Pig in shit ‘actually not that happy’

Farmer Giles

Banksy doesn’t know who he is either

Milo Shame

George Osborne to play final Adele concerts

NaffLaff

Foolish man asks colleague ‘How was your weekend?’

Train announcer dies of heartache because he really was sorry

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team

White jeep ruled supreme symbol of twattishness

Throngsman

Airfix ‘not in a rush’ to produce model HMS Queen Elizabeth

North Korea identifies fish it targeted

Ryanair complains about ‘cowboy’ training facility

 TV chefs join Brexit talks so Britain can have its cake and eat it

Underconstruction

Scientists isolate gene for people who ‘knew that would happen’

Wrenfoe

Gove to reintroduce pirates to protect fisheries

Mindfulness bollocks

YaBasta

Disney’s new musical tells heart-warming tale of the Von Trump family

Uber drivers taking over our role as casual racists, say taxi drivers