Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

 Deskpilot3 has been on a mission this month - 1 FP, 3 NiBs and 21 tickers (AKA headlines).  Well done, fantastic result.  Ragmans Trumpet didn't do too shabbily, either.  Congrats to everyone who made the leaderboard, if only for a single point, and thank you to everyone who pitched subs, tickers etc regardless of whether you got on the board or not. apepper Criminals demand prior notice of raids, arrests and stakeouts Daily Mail dilemma as doctors show racism causes cancer Starmer forbids front bench from singing along with Wilson Pickett The Tory guide to saving water Undead condemn bag for life 'discrimination' Benvoleo Water companies warn river levels too low for dumping sewage Chipchase Team Liz delighted as Truss masters her two times table Chris Ballard Downing Street hosepipes to be on all fuc*ing summer ChrisF 6 bullsh*t reasons for dumping sewage in the sea How I survived my miserable comprehensive school education, by Liz Truss DavidH He’s shouting, and ...

It's been a three way fight this month between the might Wren, SteveB and yours truly, with Wren coming on top.  As usual links to the FPs, NiBs and Features (AKA left alert) below the leader board.  Also further down is information for the Cartoon of the month and, of course, the full ticker list. apepper As Nadine offered peerage, the country asks "What on Earth did she see Boris doing?" Boris resignation speech "eerily familiar" say ex-wives & mistres ses Number 10 claims that leaving the EU "nothing to do with Brexit" Poundland to only stock dust, matches and individual toilet paper sheets Presenters lined up to faint for all future TV debates Priti Patel orders 10,000 chess robots to break children's fingers Sunak criticised for only promising one Earth Sunak promises to only supply unicorns "when we can afford it" Tories accuse Labour of stealing its "destroy the country" policy Chipchase Dear Aunty Newsbiscuit Missing...