Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Probably the closest competition in a long while, with apepper, Wren, me, stewartbarclay, ModelMaker and SteveB all in contention until the last few days, with the honours going to apepper. Congrats to all who pitched subs and got published. A.L.Shaw Britain awakes from Jubilee weekend remembering precisely none of it apepper £10 notes 'cheapest source of fuel' After Brexit referendum and 3 changes of leader latest vote of no confidence "sure" to unite party Archbishop of York "Not related to the Duke" Covid denier defiantly has sex with monkeys Johnson considering fictional ethics advisor Jubilee beacons "mistake" as 5000 Rohirrim arrive over horizon Nation stunned: "Johnson has an ethics advisor?" Officials convince Boris Johnson he's going to Rwanda for "conference" Palace reassure public, "Queen booed PM from home" Rees-Mogg: "All UK mobile phones to use same coal scuttle standard by 2024" Tory party ...

 Well, time to cast clouts, apparently.  Wren has led the pack most of the month, b ut SteveB has given him a good run for his money.  Cartoonist of the month is below the sub links and the ticker list for May is at the bottom of the post Adrian Bamforth Nearly all of John Peel's record collection turns out to be crap apepper Boris whistled in admiration at "I watched porn by accident" claim Climate scientists all resign after listening to a bloke in the pub Johnson to change deadly sins system to five Lee Anderson's guide to solving the cost of living crisis Tories under pressure to "keep scandals fresh" Transport for London turn down heating on buses to reduce crowding Chipchase BBC will outsource future drama projects to Acton am-dram group Bill and Ben reboot in jeopardy as one half of iconic duo goes missing Exclusive: Micro submarine expedition team embarks on search for Boris Johnson's integrity Extraordinary scenes in Sheffield as Trump refuses t...