Unofficial Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month Competition

Last month there was debate whether SteveB or Wren took the virtual prize.  In the end they both did, so despite Steve cleary pipping Wren by a couple of points I'm invoking the Wren rule big time and declaring Stanley M as this month's winner.  As usual all the links to subs are below the leaderboard and tickers are in the chat room. Adrian Bamforth  Media declares free news story day apepper  Raab’s mobile number online for decade, but no-one’s called it ArthurPyke  Witch King of Angmar condemned by orc rank and file BangngOnAgain  Man has nervous breakdown trying to open liquid hand wash Parents remortgage house to pay for child’s Sylvanian Families habit Woman emigrates after waving at someone who was waving at someone behind her Woman posting about being too busy not too busy to post about how busy she is Chipchase  Covid beaten, PM confirms Lucrative pizza ads beckon for England’s young lions after Wembley penalty woes Chrisf  Man ‘stable’ a...

StanleyM is making a solid run for this month's title, closely followed by SteveB.  Some newer names bubbling near the top of the leaderboard as well so it's great to see new blood rising to the top. apepper  Raab’s mobile number online for decade, but no-one’s called it BangngOnAgain  Man has nervous breakdown trying to open liquid hand wash Woman emigrates after waving at someone who was waving at someone behind her Chipchase  Covid beaten, PM confirms Lucrative pizza ads beckon for England’s young lions after Wembley penalty woes Deceangli   Tolerance ‘getting out of hand’ say angry men Gerontius  Harry defends putting landmines around Diana statue Grand Moff Starkin  BBC pundits forlorn after realising current England players better than them Duchess of Cambridge self-isolating after wearing same jacket twice ‘Racism not okay on social media but fine in my newspaper column’, PM explains ‘There’s no room for football in racism’, bigots confirm jerem...

 Wren and SteveB have been slugging it out at the top, with Wren pipping Steve at the final hurdle.  Banging has pipped myself to take third place.  As usual all the links to FPs.NiBs etc below the leaderboard with tickers listed in the chat room. Al OPecia  Harrison Ford to appear in new abseiling movie: ‘Clear and Present Dangler’. More new releases below apepper  Johnson announces garden bridge to cross rift with EU Musk steps up plans for Mars mission after global tax reform Professional red herring regrets career choice Team of priests on standby to receive PM’s confession BangingOnAgain  Couple die of starvation while deciding what to have for dinner Dad has ‘best holiday ever’ after beating satnav by 3 minutes Hancock given ‘super special important job’ of announcing who can get jab next ‘Selfless generosity’ as vaccine leftovers to go to poor instead of the bin Toilet voted ‘best place to hide from your children 2021′ UK holiday resorts ‘infested’ w...