WOTY competition - mid year results


OK then, I've crunched the WOTY mid year results and barring any cock ups by myself this is the state of play after today's results are taken into consideration.

Clearly the Big O is having a really good year but Wren still could take him.  Chip has a bit of a bigger push to get out front and steveB - following this month's performance - can't be discounted.

Finally, Titus has overtaken me!  Better get writing (or cheating on the scores)



Name
Score
FP
NiB
Ticker
L/A
H/T
oshaughnessy
149
10
33
30
5
3
Wrenfoe
128
16
38
4
0
0
Chipchase
113
12
25
9
4
2
SteveB
99
2
6
58
5
3
Dick Everyman
75
8
12
26
0
1
Titus
72
1
3
54
2
1
Throngsman
69
1
21
17
1
3
Gerontius
64
5
12
15
2
2
Vertically Challenged Giant
60
7
16
2
1
1
NickB
59
8
6
7
4
0
Oxbridge
56
8
0
15
4
1
Al OPecia
55
1
0
40
3
0
Max Stars
54
2
5
16
5
2
Deceangli
52
2
15
8
2
0
dominic_mcg
51
1
2
43
0
1
Adrian Bamforth
50
6
2
24
1
0
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
50
7
6
5
3
0
DavidH
49
9
5
0
3
0
chrisf
48
6
10
2
2
0
ron cawleyoni
48
0
2
26
4
2
Myke
39
1
2
20
3
0
apepper
38
0
6
18
2
0
Mick Turate
37
0
1
31
1
0
AdrianJ
35
7
2
5
1
1
PaulD
32
8
4
0
0
0
Sinnick
31
0
0
17
3
2
A.Mantra
30
6
4
0
1
0
Sir Lupus
28
0
6
6
2
2
Filthy Rich
27
2
1
3
4
0
Fletcher
24
1
6
5
1
0
sydalg
23
2
2
7
1
2
YaBasta
23
1
10
0
0
0
antharrison
21
2
4
3
1
0
Sarah Tipper
21
3
6
0
0
0
SimonJJames
21
2
3
1
2
0
KGA6
20
3
5
1
0
0
MADJEZ
20
0
0
15
1
1
Midfield Diamond
20
1
2
3
2
2
Smart Alex
19
1
0
16
0
0
ThomasWykes
18
0
4
2
2
0
Benvoleo
17
1
3
4
1
0
Ian Searle
17
0
1
11
1
0
JoBo
17
0
4
9
0
0
bookiesfriend
15
2
1
7
0
0
Mirthless Evil C
15
0
0
11
1
0
Camz
14
0
1
7
1
1
beckfordburger
13
0
0
13
0
0
Newsdesk
12
0
2
6
0
2
Trevor Rudge
12
4
0
0
0
0
Thackeray
11
0
0
7
1
0
FlashArry
10
1
1
0
1
1
Walter Eagle
10
2
1
2
0
0
Bigglesworth
9
0
0
5
1
0
Des Custard
9
1
1
0
1
0
Paul L
9
0
1
6
0
1
Terry Bunn
9
1
1
0
1
0
Brainstorm
8
0
1
2
1
0
Hungry Joe
8
0
2
4
0
0
James Pluside
8
1
1
3
0
0
Landfill
8
1
1
3
0
0
nicharper
7
1
2
0
0
0
Bravenewmalden
6
1
0
3
0
0
CulchaVulcha
6
0
3
0
0
0
Fernandomando
6
2
0
0
0
0
Rowly
6
0
0
2
1
0
Skylarking
6
1
0
3
0
0
Tonymc81
6
1
0
3
0
0
VickyRichards
6
2
0
0
0
0
deskpilot3
5
0
0
5
0
0
jamesroberts92
5
1
1
0
0
0
Jimmy Dodger
5
0
0
5
0
0
thatwasbeast
5
1
1
0
0
0
Alexispn
4
0
0
0
1
0
Newsbiscuit
4
0
0
0
1
0
Dark Chocolate Ginger
3
0
0
3
0
0
DrTurmoil
3
1
0
0
0
0
Duncan Biscuit
3
0
0
3
0
0
Editor
3
1
0
0
0
0
Medparry
3
0
1
1
0
0
Micca
3
0
0
3
0
0
Pippip
3
0
1
1
0
0
steve_l
3
1
0
0
0
0
Suburban Dad
3
1
0
0
0
0
The Islander
3
0
0
3
0
0
Wallster
3
1
0
0
0
0
A.L.Shaw
2
0
0
2
0
0
Adam Young
2
0
1
0
0
0
BMelnick
2
0
1
0
0
0
gaijitendo
2
0
1
0
0
0
Griffin
2
0
0
2
0
0
James_doc
2
0
1
0
0
0
JBP
2
0
1
0
0
0
Jixit
2
0
1
0
0
0
John Roughty
2
0
1
0
0
0
Katewritesstuff
2
0
0
2
0
0
Laine Slater
2
0
1
0
0
0
LittleSpender
2
0
0
2
0
0
Nojworth
2
0
1
0
0
0
Renrag
2
0
0
2
0
0
Tamoshanter
2
0
0
2
0
0
Tommyhurst
2
0
1
0
0
0
Tristian Shout
2
0
1
0
0
0
Charlies_hat
1
0
0
1
0
0
danielggates
1
0
0
1
0
0
Deimos
1
0
0
1
0
0
Dumbing Down
1
0
0
1
0
0
ggggareth
1
0
0
1
0
0
godly1966
1
0
0
1
0
0
Hugh McGoblin
1
0
0
1
0
0
Kramaring
1
0
0
1
0
0
Maverick
1
0
0
1
0
0
Mother
1
0
0
1
0
0
Rogerg
1
0
0
1
0
0
Silly Billy Scotland
1
0
0
1
0
0
Tech Guy
1
0
0
0
0
1
Textbook
1
0
0
1
0
0



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