WOTM Jan 2020 final
Chip has kept up the pressure this month, keeping Wren at arm's length. Dick E has played a blinder, though, pulling in 4 FPs, a brace of NiBs, 5 tickers and a hat tip. Well done Dick, but the honour ha to go to Chip this month
Addendum - plus four points to Granger for two NiBs
A.Mantra
Man who never washes spends an hour a day grooming his ridiculous beard
Running Marathon eradicates all semblance of humility
Adrian Bamforth
Breakfast cereal mascots stand united on Lidl ban
Antharrison
Homes under the hammer criticised for ‘too-literal’ soundtrack choices
Bravenewmalden
Weekend engineering plans threatened by travel
Chipchase
Bad hair day for World leaders
Boris enlists DUP to help heal nation’s Brexit divisions
Brandon Lewis awarded MOT Test Centre licence
DUP’s Sammy Wilson in ‘Big Jim’ McDonald standoff
Francois commissions new bell to commemorate UK’s EU exit
ITV 2 sponsors Avenue of Stars reboot
Mark Francois preferred quiet night in
Scooby-Doo sensation as archive documents found in Hollywood skip
Stocks of servile grovelling and obsequiousness now running dangerously low
Terry and June and June
Tussauds acts quickly to move Harry and Meghan waxworks
Chrisf
Everyone still speculating about Prince Philip’s pre-existing medical condition
Fudges from Cadbury’s Heroes stoically hanging on
CulchaVulcha
Eco Mode on new sex toys will help fight climate change, says manufacture
Des Custard
New Airbnb listing, Windsor
Dick Everyman
Garlic bread banned from Brexit Day Celebrations
God in direct talks with Trump in Ten Commandments rewrite
Post Brexit deportation fears for elderly Wimbledon couple
Princess Anne goes feral
Dominic_mcg
David Dickinson accidentally sold at auction
Labour leadership hopefuls to appear on Lidl cereal boxes
Fletcher
Harry starts at Peter Vardy Vauxhall in Reading and promises “to smash targets”
gaijitendo
Nandos celebrate first person to draw clean knife and fork on first attempt
Granger
‘FannyCandleGate’ secret revealed!
“Just leave it – he ain’t worf it,” says Ayatolllah Khamenei
James Pluside
Harvey Weinstein provokes Hollywood into war to distract from upcoming trial
JamesRoberts92
Man fakes different injury every time he uses disabled toilet at work
Jixit
The Prince Formerly Known As Prince announces tour dates
Laine Slater
Trumps plans Statue of Liberty “cough” to mark U.S. arrival of Coronavirus
Landfill
BBC to make Gary Lineker voluntary
Pensioner fails to find love on the internet
Midfield Diamond
Post-Christmas cycle of cheese left over/biscuits left over set to continue
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Harry & Meghan forced to return all the swan blood
HS2 rail link could soon cost as much as a Southern Rail season ticket
Labour Hustings to involve a ducking stool
Space Force ready to defeat Giant Space Asparagus
nickb
BBC ‘could be stripped of both B’s’
Gyles Brandreth ‘struggling to contain his excitement’
Pope asks God if he can be ‘less Popey’
Some corgis want to f$ck off, also
ron cawleyoni
The Ballad of Meghan and Harry
Hand of God Strikes Again as Pope offered Anger Management Course
Sarah Tipper
Blueberries Suffering Imposter Syndrome Misery
Liking gin now compulsory
Sir Lupus
Your guide to keeping safe during the coronavirus outbreak.
Sydalg
Corporal punishment to be reintroduced for Tory MPs
Speed of light ‘slowing down’, warns Daily Mail
Throngsman
Bob ‘left with no choice’ but to leave family home
Progress on Dry January ‘mixed’ confirms everyone
Walter Eagle
Hancock’s New Targets To Be Applied To British Athletics
Wrenfoe
92yr old man says celibacy is easy
BBC reports that Kobe Bryant will continue LeBron James’ legacy
GOOP sues man who sells socks that smell like feet
Government denies renationalizing railways, while it renationalizes railways
Isle of Wight to ban penny-farthing from town centre
Most couples opt for ‘uncivil’ partnership
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, except me’ claims Nandy
Prince Andrew hides in Meghan’s suitcase
Raab worried about bushfires in Iran
Travelex crashed by giant whiskey bottle filled with ha’pennies
Trump and Netanyahu sign the Treaty of Versailles
UK decides an extra £1.3bn is a small price to pay for nuclear holocaust
YaBasta
“Married a ginge for no reason?” claims hotline set up
Addendum - plus four points to Granger for two NiBs
A.Mantra
Man who never washes spends an hour a day grooming his ridiculous beard
Running Marathon eradicates all semblance of humility
Adrian Bamforth
Breakfast cereal mascots stand united on Lidl ban
Antharrison
Homes under the hammer criticised for ‘too-literal’ soundtrack choices
Bravenewmalden
Weekend engineering plans threatened by travel
Chipchase
Bad hair day for World leaders
Boris enlists DUP to help heal nation’s Brexit divisions
Brandon Lewis awarded MOT Test Centre licence
DUP’s Sammy Wilson in ‘Big Jim’ McDonald standoff
Francois commissions new bell to commemorate UK’s EU exit
ITV 2 sponsors Avenue of Stars reboot
Mark Francois preferred quiet night in
Scooby-Doo sensation as archive documents found in Hollywood skip
Stocks of servile grovelling and obsequiousness now running dangerously low
Terry and June and June
Tussauds acts quickly to move Harry and Meghan waxworks
Chrisf
Everyone still speculating about Prince Philip’s pre-existing medical condition
Fudges from Cadbury’s Heroes stoically hanging on
CulchaVulcha
Eco Mode on new sex toys will help fight climate change, says manufacture
Des Custard
New Airbnb listing, Windsor
Dick Everyman
Garlic bread banned from Brexit Day Celebrations
God in direct talks with Trump in Ten Commandments rewrite
Post Brexit deportation fears for elderly Wimbledon couple
Princess Anne goes feral
Dominic_mcg
David Dickinson accidentally sold at auction
Labour leadership hopefuls to appear on Lidl cereal boxes
Fletcher
Harry starts at Peter Vardy Vauxhall in Reading and promises “to smash targets”
gaijitendo
Nandos celebrate first person to draw clean knife and fork on first attempt
Granger
‘FannyCandleGate’ secret revealed!
“Just leave it – he ain’t worf it,” says Ayatolllah Khamenei
James Pluside
Harvey Weinstein provokes Hollywood into war to distract from upcoming trial
JamesRoberts92
Man fakes different injury every time he uses disabled toilet at work
Jixit
The Prince Formerly Known As Prince announces tour dates
Laine Slater
Trumps plans Statue of Liberty “cough” to mark U.S. arrival of Coronavirus
Landfill
BBC to make Gary Lineker voluntary
Pensioner fails to find love on the internet
Midfield Diamond
Post-Christmas cycle of cheese left over/biscuits left over set to continue
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Harry & Meghan forced to return all the swan blood
HS2 rail link could soon cost as much as a Southern Rail season ticket
Labour Hustings to involve a ducking stool
Space Force ready to defeat Giant Space Asparagus
nickb
BBC ‘could be stripped of both B’s’
Gyles Brandreth ‘struggling to contain his excitement’
Pope asks God if he can be ‘less Popey’
Some corgis want to f$ck off, also
ron cawleyoni
The Ballad of Meghan and Harry
Hand of God Strikes Again as Pope offered Anger Management Course
Sarah Tipper
Blueberries Suffering Imposter Syndrome Misery
Liking gin now compulsory
Sir Lupus
Your guide to keeping safe during the coronavirus outbreak.
Sydalg
Corporal punishment to be reintroduced for Tory MPs
Speed of light ‘slowing down’, warns Daily Mail
Throngsman
Bob ‘left with no choice’ but to leave family home
Progress on Dry January ‘mixed’ confirms everyone
Walter Eagle
Hancock’s New Targets To Be Applied To British Athletics
Wrenfoe
92yr old man says celibacy is easy
BBC reports that Kobe Bryant will continue LeBron James’ legacy
GOOP sues man who sells socks that smell like feet
Government denies renationalizing railways, while it renationalizes railways
Isle of Wight to ban penny-farthing from town centre
Most couples opt for ‘uncivil’ partnership
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, except me’ claims Nandy
Prince Andrew hides in Meghan’s suitcase
Raab worried about bushfires in Iran
Travelex crashed by giant whiskey bottle filled with ha’pennies
Trump and Netanyahu sign the Treaty of Versailles
UK decides an extra £1.3bn is a small price to pay for nuclear holocaust
YaBasta
“Married a ginge for no reason?” claims hotline set up
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