WOTM Nov 2019 final
Well, Tonymc81 kept up the pressure and scored an impressive 46 points. Hot on his tail after being deselected as Labour candidate is Wrenfoe, who shrugged off the rejection from his favoured party and strove to ensure he was second in at least one competition. Personally I think coming second in WOTM trumps some so-so General Election anyway.
Not to be forgotten is Chip, who as usual has handed in some superb subs and lands in a creditable third place. He can hand his virtual mug back to tech guy with pride.
As usual, links to all the published subs are below, in case you missed any, and the ticker list is on the chat room
acidcirus
Boris begging daddy to write a note excusing him from Andrew Neil interview
Adrian Bamforth
Labour to create new day of the week
Ronald McDonald faces sack after admitting to tryst with Hamburgular
Terrorist group UKIP announces new leader and vows revenge
apepper
Monster raving loony party “won’t stand in UKIP or Brexit seats”
Trump’s pants will ‘fuel fireside chat’
Chipchase
Hancock tells voters: ‘Blame Britain’s current woes on Clement Attlee’
Piers Morgan hired by The Queen to defend against media intrusion
Shock as sitcom star stuns fans by shooting new series of their sitcom
Thousands of kids traumatised after launch of 2019 John Lewis Christmas ad
Tory android suffers major technical malfunction
Tory manifesto claims slammed by under 5s mixed infants
UKIP moves swiftly to fill top job
Water companies warn of possible rationing
Chrisf
Conservatives to provide free full fibre breakfast cereal by 2020
Man treating best before dates as if they’re tablets of stone
Journalist genuinely interested in politicians’ answers to shout-out questions
DavidH
Trump offers Greta the presidential pedalo
Dominic_mcg
Jacob Rees Mogg discovered in ventriloquist’s suitcase
Gerontius
BANG !! ‘…and the smirk is gone’
‘Fire Brigade to reduce number of future home visits’ say NFCC
It was ‘common sense’ to spend £7.6m of public money on my wife’s ancestral home insists Rees-Mogg
Royals set to make ‘Remembrance Day’ all about them again
Ian Searle
Frozen 2 pulled by cinemas after snowball fights break out in car park
James Pluside
Council criticised for using potholes as flood plains
Prince Andrew’s Book, “An Excuse For Anything”, Released In Time For Christmas
Tories promise to slash hospital budgets to ‘help fund our NHS’
Midfield Diamond
Plane boarding times cut by 10% by banning idiots who take too long
nafflaff
Guardian reader admits to experimenting with Top Gear whilst at University
Man given Fitbit for birthday still obese
Man who has never voted livid at the prospect of 16-year-olds getting a vote
Premier league football star down injured in shopping aisle
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Man who says he didn’t like Peaky Blinders shunned by mates
nickb
Andrew Neill to cover his face in mayonnaise to make it look ‘less meaty’
Grand Old Duke of York ‘cannot remember 10,000 men, or hill’
Sarah Tipper
Excitable Edgar Back On The Tills This Week
Sydalg
God to switch off gravity to save energy
Throngsman
Boris agrees to be interviewed – on the One Show
Cock and balls to be an official option on election ballot
Conservatives to target Friends Reunited with ads
North of England ‘to be expanded if we win’, says Labour
Rotund man in Uxbridge sectioned for shouting ‘just get Xmas done’
Tonymc81
Boris calls for radical education reform
Tories come unstuck spreading the word
David Attenborough enters election debate
Government poised to name names
Great Ormond Street Drive-through hospital and Bowling Alley plans untrue says Boris
Harry and Meghan to hand their notice in
‘Look, don’t give the game away’ warns anxious Cleverly
My time has come insists Farage
Rees-Mogg says farewell to his nanny
Royal subjects take strain, as Kate takes their train
Su Pollard to be new spiritual leader of IS
Tory party offers mixed bags of policies for 99p
Were Marx and Engels in Little House on the Prairie asks Brexiteer
Woman on benefits welcomes Boris cash giveaway
Walter Eagle
Shortage of short pencils looming
‘Would you mind awfully not leaving the EU?’ asks new Sergeant Wilson party
Wrenfoe
Andrew Neil interrupts coitus interruptus
Brexit Party’s manifesto fails to mention Brexit
Boris wanting to unlock women’s “potential’ definitely not creepy
Corbyn offers CBI free rhubarb from his allotment
Government fails to build any houses due to missing Allen Key
Lib Dem graph 110% accurate
Lloyd Webber defeats touts by writing shows no one wants to see
Man who hates austerity ready to vote for more
Nail clippers hunt enters tenth minute
Swinson fails in legal bid to join ‘I’m a Celebrity…’
Tories to replace austerity with ‘skullduggery’
YaBasta
Arthur Miller’s ‘Death of an Audience’ comes to the West End
Boris biopic to be renamed “No Bridges”
Boris thought ‘everything north of Watford was Lake District’
Fire Brigade to rethink ‘Stay in burning buildings’ advice
New Scottish crime thriller: 21 Midges
Not to be forgotten is Chip, who as usual has handed in some superb subs and lands in a creditable third place. He can hand his virtual mug back to tech guy with pride.
As usual, links to all the published subs are below, in case you missed any, and the ticker list is on the chat room
acidcirus
Boris begging daddy to write a note excusing him from Andrew Neil interview
Adrian Bamforth
Labour to create new day of the week
Ronald McDonald faces sack after admitting to tryst with Hamburgular
Terrorist group UKIP announces new leader and vows revenge
apepper
Monster raving loony party “won’t stand in UKIP or Brexit seats”
Trump’s pants will ‘fuel fireside chat’
Chipchase
Hancock tells voters: ‘Blame Britain’s current woes on Clement Attlee’
Piers Morgan hired by The Queen to defend against media intrusion
Shock as sitcom star stuns fans by shooting new series of their sitcom
Thousands of kids traumatised after launch of 2019 John Lewis Christmas ad
Tory android suffers major technical malfunction
Tory manifesto claims slammed by under 5s mixed infants
UKIP moves swiftly to fill top job
Water companies warn of possible rationing
Chrisf
Conservatives to provide free full fibre breakfast cereal by 2020
Man treating best before dates as if they’re tablets of stone
Journalist genuinely interested in politicians’ answers to shout-out questions
DavidH
Trump offers Greta the presidential pedalo
Dominic_mcg
Jacob Rees Mogg discovered in ventriloquist’s suitcase
Gerontius
BANG !! ‘…and the smirk is gone’
‘Fire Brigade to reduce number of future home visits’ say NFCC
It was ‘common sense’ to spend £7.6m of public money on my wife’s ancestral home insists Rees-Mogg
Royals set to make ‘Remembrance Day’ all about them again
Ian Searle
Frozen 2 pulled by cinemas after snowball fights break out in car park
James Pluside
Council criticised for using potholes as flood plains
Prince Andrew’s Book, “An Excuse For Anything”, Released In Time For Christmas
Tories promise to slash hospital budgets to ‘help fund our NHS’
Midfield Diamond
Plane boarding times cut by 10% by banning idiots who take too long
nafflaff
Guardian reader admits to experimenting with Top Gear whilst at University
Man given Fitbit for birthday still obese
Man who has never voted livid at the prospect of 16-year-olds getting a vote
Premier league football star down injured in shopping aisle
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Man who says he didn’t like Peaky Blinders shunned by mates
nickb
Andrew Neill to cover his face in mayonnaise to make it look ‘less meaty’
Grand Old Duke of York ‘cannot remember 10,000 men, or hill’
Sarah Tipper
Excitable Edgar Back On The Tills This Week
Sydalg
God to switch off gravity to save energy
Throngsman
Boris agrees to be interviewed – on the One Show
Cock and balls to be an official option on election ballot
Conservatives to target Friends Reunited with ads
North of England ‘to be expanded if we win’, says Labour
Rotund man in Uxbridge sectioned for shouting ‘just get Xmas done’
Tonymc81
Boris calls for radical education reform
Tories come unstuck spreading the word
David Attenborough enters election debate
Government poised to name names
Great Ormond Street Drive-through hospital and Bowling Alley plans untrue says Boris
Harry and Meghan to hand their notice in
‘Look, don’t give the game away’ warns anxious Cleverly
My time has come insists Farage
Rees-Mogg says farewell to his nanny
Royal subjects take strain, as Kate takes their train
Su Pollard to be new spiritual leader of IS
Tory party offers mixed bags of policies for 99p
Were Marx and Engels in Little House on the Prairie asks Brexiteer
Woman on benefits welcomes Boris cash giveaway
Walter Eagle
Shortage of short pencils looming
‘Would you mind awfully not leaving the EU?’ asks new Sergeant Wilson party
Wrenfoe
Andrew Neil interrupts coitus interruptus
Brexit Party’s manifesto fails to mention Brexit
Boris wanting to unlock women’s “potential’ definitely not creepy
Corbyn offers CBI free rhubarb from his allotment
Government fails to build any houses due to missing Allen Key
Lib Dem graph 110% accurate
Lloyd Webber defeats touts by writing shows no one wants to see
Man who hates austerity ready to vote for more
Nail clippers hunt enters tenth minute
Swinson fails in legal bid to join ‘I’m a Celebrity…’
Tories to replace austerity with ‘skullduggery’
YaBasta
Arthur Miller’s ‘Death of an Audience’ comes to the West End
Boris biopic to be renamed “No Bridges”
Boris thought ‘everything north of Watford was Lake District’
Fire Brigade to rethink ‘Stay in burning buildings’ advice
New Scottish crime thriller: 21 Midges
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