WOTM July 2019 Final
Well, Chip has done it again, storming to the front with 38 points. Unfortunately for Chip he falls foul of the Wren rule that says you can't win two months on the trot, so at 12 points fewer than Chip's 38 points Wren takes the virtual crown. Congrats to anyone on this leaderboard (and to those who pitched but didn't get picked as well) but especially to Tonymc81, Deceangli and Ugi for hitting double figures.
Acidcirus
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Johnson’s cabinet rated even worse than Justice League
Adrian Bamforth
Hunt and Johnson debate plans to leave Tron
Mrs Brown’s Boys repeats ‘could continue beyond 31 October’ if no Brexit deal agreed
apepper
Gay activist defends ‘idiot reversion therapy’
Chipchase
Actually maybe not, says Johnson, as tanker crisis strikes
Attenborough’s Glastonbury set slammed
Furious Francois to call for second vote
Johnson – ‘I’ll reintroduce compulsory fagging in all public schools’
Man who wiped his arse with Daily Mail claims he ‘caught’ xenophobia
Trump tweets congratulations to America’s victorious Soccer Moms
Williamson Minor on notice to be a good little oik
Chrisf
Question Time answer runs into second day as panellist awaits audience applause
Daneade
TV Leadership Debate Format to be Booze-up at Boris’s Flat
Deceangli
Budget airlines to trial ‘Dismemberment Class’ flights
Hollywood in search of fresh ‘Evil Accent’
Johnson, Hunt to pull Excalibur from stone
Trump recalls fateful day when USA defeated the aliens from space
Trump thrown out of Guild of Trolls for using his own name
Des Custard
Middle aged woman self-identifies as Premier League footballer
Dick Everyman
Biggest knob in history of the USA to head Independence Day Parade on July 4th
Editor
Sudden interest in tennis expected to last until Wednesday
Gerontius
Government pledges 100 more horses to bolster armed forces
Police criticise handlers for leaving Boris on back seat of hot car
Ian Searle
Boris Johnson promises new police roles to begin ‘within weeks’ on UK Soaps
Laine Slater
Jacob Rees-Mogg Demands Staff Call Bicycles “Penny-Farthings”
Midfield Diamond
Glastonbury 2019 ‘toughest one yet’ for right-wing press
Milo Shame
Brexiters raptured immediately after Johnson accession
The Maytles to play goodbye concert on roof of Downing Street
NickB
Cheating in eye tests ‘widespread’, say opticians
ron cawleyoni
Dodgy American Historian Emerges As Shock Godparent choice for Royal Baby Archie
Sarah Tipper
Armchair feeling better after some armchair psychology
Sir Lupus
Tour de France annual festival of rural driving underway
Sugar Ray
Government through the medium of popular dance
Sir James cleans up in Palace
Sydalg
Global warming “could wipe out tanning salon industry”
Terry Bunn
Boris welcomes new EU car regulations
Leaked email from US ambassador predicts Boris’s victory
Throngsman
Daily Mirror to expose ‘day follows night’
Gavin Williamson slams Sex Education Bill
Titus
Cynical voters sceptical about Boris’s promise of infinite wealth & immortality
Tonymc81
Boris makes another vote winning promise
Rugby needs to try harder says Chairman
Theresa May ‘in line for Sainthood’
You can’t force us to mix with posh scum say residents
Ugi
Full text of Boris Johnson’s acceptance speech
JFK “was actually bemoaning difficulty of booking local restaurant”
Reintroduced Boxing Day Hunt to cull social-care claimants
Trump threatens trade-war with Moon
Wrenfoe
Blair unable to return to Narnia
Brexit is a Magical Mystery Tour, going nowhere claims Boris
Brexit now easy because ‘we’re good at sport’
Footage shows Brexit MEPs spin around and do jazz hands
Having two votes in an election is the most Tory thing you can do
Native Americans back Trump’s ‘go back to where you came from’ speech
Tom Watson is Judge Dredd
UK seizes tanker because ‘big boys made us’
You no longer need to pretend you’ve seen ‘Love Island’
YaBasta
Fears Djokovic robot may become self-aware
Watchermark
Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister
Acidcirus
Frank Lampard’s Derby County to change name to Derby County
Johnson’s cabinet rated even worse than Justice League
Adrian Bamforth
Hunt and Johnson debate plans to leave Tron
Mrs Brown’s Boys repeats ‘could continue beyond 31 October’ if no Brexit deal agreed
Gay activist defends ‘idiot reversion therapy’
Beau-Jolly
Actually maybe not, says Johnson, as tanker crisis strikes
Attenborough’s Glastonbury set slammed
Man who wiped his arse with Daily Mail claims he ‘caught’ xenophobia
Williamson Minor on notice to be a good little oik
Chrisf
Question Time answer runs into second day as panellist awaits audience applause
Daneade
TV Leadership Debate Format to be Booze-up at Boris’s Flat
Deceangli
Budget airlines to trial ‘Dismemberment Class’ flights
Hollywood in search of fresh ‘Evil Accent’
Johnson, Hunt to pull Excalibur from stone
Trump recalls fateful day when USA defeated the aliens from space
Trump thrown out of Guild of Trolls for using his own name
Des Custard
Middle aged woman self-identifies as Premier League footballer
Dick Everyman
Biggest knob in history of the USA to head Independence Day Parade on July 4th
Editor
Sudden interest in tennis expected to last until Wednesday
Gerontius
Government pledges 100 more horses to bolster armed forces
Police criticise handlers for leaving Boris on back seat of hot car
Ian Searle
Boris Johnson promises new police roles to begin ‘within weeks’ on UK Soaps
Laine Slater
Jacob Rees-Mogg Demands Staff Call Bicycles “Penny-Farthings”
Midfield Diamond
Glastonbury 2019 ‘toughest one yet’ for right-wing press
Milo Shame
Brexiters raptured immediately after Johnson accession
The Maytles to play goodbye concert on roof of Downing Street
NickB
Cheating in eye tests ‘widespread’, say opticians
Rhydderch Wilson
Dodgy American Historian Emerges As Shock Godparent choice for Royal Baby Archie
Sarah Tipper
Armchair feeling better after some armchair psychology
Sir Lupus
Tour de France annual festival of rural driving underway
Sugar Ray
Government through the medium of popular dance
Sir James cleans up in Palace
Sydalg
Global warming “could wipe out tanning salon industry”
Terry Bunn
Boris welcomes new EU car regulations
The Islander
Throngsman
Daily Mirror to expose ‘day follows night’
Gavin Williamson slams Sex Education Bill
Titus
Cynical voters sceptical about Boris’s promise of infinite wealth & immortality
Tonymc81
Boris makes another vote winning promise
Theresa May ‘in line for Sainthood’
You can’t force us to mix with posh scum say residents
Ugi
Full text of Boris Johnson’s acceptance speech
JFK “was actually bemoaning difficulty of booking local restaurant”
Reintroduced Boxing Day Hunt to cull social-care claimants
Trump threatens trade-war with Moon
Wrenfoe
Blair unable to return to Narnia
Brexit is a Magical Mystery Tour, going nowhere claims Boris
Brexit now easy because ‘we’re good at sport’
Footage shows Brexit MEPs spin around and do jazz hands
UK seizes tanker because ‘big boys made us’
You no longer need to pretend you’ve seen ‘Love Island’
YaBasta
Fears Djokovic robot may become self-aware
Watchermark
Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister
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