June 2019 WOTM Competition mid month
Chips well in the lead but, and this is a code red alert, Titus is in a strong second place. Looking like an interesting second half of the month as we ride to the final.
A.Mantra
Bear Grylls awarded OBE for services to voluntarily doing rank sh*t
apepper
65 year old man confesses; ‘I wasn’t Kung Foo fighting’
Benvoleo
MP’s to stop voting as the people already voted in the referendum
Bravenewmalden
D-Day ‘best day ever’, veteran recalls
Chipchase
Boris: ‘I once did something selfless but I’m not proud of it’
Britain’s Moron Threat changed to ‘moderate’ following Trump’s departure
Documents discovered on train ‘not ours’ insists Farage
Good vet gets lamb back up on its feet
Jo Brand is the one we are scared of? Really?
Johnson in last gasp attempt to acquire a shred of integrity
Man shatters record after being on hold to DWP call centre for five years
Row over un-pre-ripped jeans sees woman ostracised
Trump storms out after Queen refuses to turn Buckingham Palace into a golf resort
Chrisf
Middle class man has unconvincing dialogue with tradesman
The Range looking for a catchy slogan after signing deal with Bruce Hornsby
DavidH
Shaun Ryder enters Tory leadership race
Eddie_Modern
Teetotal men ‘boring bastards’, research confirms
Gary Stanton
‘Tank man’ now using Ocado
John Roughty
Jeremy Hunt admits to having been Health Secretary
Midfield Diamond
Women footballers to receive cliché training
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Chuka deciding which party to betray next
Cocaine denies using Michael Gove
Pompeo: Corbyn is Elvis
nickb
Business planning to fuck Boris Johnson right back
Chris Grayling: Why I’m supporting Boris for Leader.
Donald Trump: Parting thoughts from the UK
UK masturbators welcome roll out of 5G
Oxbridge
I only invited Trump for shits and giggles, admits May
Superstition vindicated as ‘Curse of row 13′ strikes again
Your guide to the 385 Million Guineas a Week Stakes
ron cawleyoni
13-0? I could have done better, boasts Trump
Sarah Tipper
Couple buying Ottoman bed plan to put half the contents of their house in it
Shock as Blues Rock Covers-Band fails to play Cream’s ‘Crossroads’
Soliwaxbern
Godzilla criticises lack of roles for irradiated prehistoric sea monsters
Man rues 21yrs of targeted ads for ‘adult toys’ after one-off online purchase in 1998
Spoofle
Corbyn: I took caviar but it was a mistake
Sugar Ray
Raab promises return to ‘good old fashioned’ rape and pillage
Sydalg
Government to crack down on podcast pollution
Government to issue health warnings about health warnings
Throngsman
Germany demands reparations for towels lost on D Day
The Sun ‘unlikely’ to rise without further mandate, says Government
Titus
Brexiteer with rotten tooth denies wanting ‘no-anesthetic’ extraction
Tonymc81
McVey followers on the run
National Trust to lease air from Scottish duke
Wrenfoe
Change UK split to pursue solo incompetence
YaBasta
Ann Widdecombe the main cause of homosexuality
Boris denies ever coming off cocaine
Early version of poem Kubla Khan in ‘tweet’ form discovered
‘Trainspotting 3: The Young Conservatives’ announced
A.Mantra
Bear Grylls awarded OBE for services to voluntarily doing rank sh*t
apepper
65 year old man confesses; ‘I wasn’t Kung Foo fighting’
Benvoleo
MP’s to stop voting as the people already voted in the referendum
Bravenewmalden
D-Day ‘best day ever’, veteran recalls
Chipchase
Boris: ‘I once did something selfless but I’m not proud of it’
Britain’s Moron Threat changed to ‘moderate’ following Trump’s departure
Documents discovered on train ‘not ours’ insists Farage
Good vet gets lamb back up on its feet
Jo Brand is the one we are scared of? Really?
Johnson in last gasp attempt to acquire a shred of integrity
Man shatters record after being on hold to DWP call centre for five years
Row over un-pre-ripped jeans sees woman ostracised
Trump storms out after Queen refuses to turn Buckingham Palace into a golf resort
Chrisf
Middle class man has unconvincing dialogue with tradesman
The Range looking for a catchy slogan after signing deal with Bruce Hornsby
DavidH
Shaun Ryder enters Tory leadership race
Eddie_Modern
Teetotal men ‘boring bastards’, research confirms
Gary Stanton
‘Tank man’ now using Ocado
John Roughty
Jeremy Hunt admits to having been Health Secretary
Midfield Diamond
Women footballers to receive cliché training
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Chuka deciding which party to betray next
Cocaine denies using Michael Gove
Pompeo: Corbyn is Elvis
nickb
Business planning to fuck Boris Johnson right back
Chris Grayling: Why I’m supporting Boris for Leader.
Donald Trump: Parting thoughts from the UK
UK masturbators welcome roll out of 5G
Oxbridge
I only invited Trump for shits and giggles, admits May
Superstition vindicated as ‘Curse of row 13′ strikes again
Your guide to the 385 Million Guineas a Week Stakes
ron cawleyoni
13-0? I could have done better, boasts Trump
Sarah Tipper
Couple buying Ottoman bed plan to put half the contents of their house in it
Shock as Blues Rock Covers-Band fails to play Cream’s ‘Crossroads’
Soliwaxbern
Godzilla criticises lack of roles for irradiated prehistoric sea monsters
Man rues 21yrs of targeted ads for ‘adult toys’ after one-off online purchase in 1998
Spoofle
Corbyn: I took caviar but it was a mistake
Sugar Ray
Raab promises return to ‘good old fashioned’ rape and pillage
Sydalg
Government to crack down on podcast pollution
Government to issue health warnings about health warnings
Throngsman
Germany demands reparations for towels lost on D Day
The Sun ‘unlikely’ to rise without further mandate, says Government
Titus
Brexiteer with rotten tooth denies wanting ‘no-anesthetic’ extraction
Tonymc81
McVey followers on the run
National Trust to lease air from Scottish duke
Wrenfoe
Change UK split to pursue solo incompetence
YaBasta
Ann Widdecombe the main cause of homosexuality
Boris denies ever coming off cocaine
Early version of poem Kubla Khan in ‘tweet’ form discovered
‘Trainspotting 3: The Young Conservatives’ announced
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