Jan 19 WOTM mid month results

Halfway through January and NickB has just pipped 2018s Writer of the year, Wren.  In joint third place is apepper and dom, with a gaggle of writers on their tails



antharrison 

Celebrity Master Surgeon abandoned after pilot episode leaves four dead and three injured

apepper 

Brexit contract awarded to government with no competence

Brexit vote unlikely after May says it will definitely happen

German law introduces third gender to insult Boris in new ways

Greggs awarded Brexit ferry contract

Benvoleo 

Passengers vote to jump from working aircraft mid-flight, then … oh details, details

Bobski 

Trump seeks to move International Date Line

Universal Credit being delayed by leaves on line

Candide 

Dog Turd Awarded Knighthood in New Year’s Honours List

Trump’s brain shutdown ‘could last years’

Chipchase 

Migrant crisis deepens as a horde of four head for the UK

NASA slammed by pub regulars over Ultima Thule ‘late snowman shambles’

Chrisf 

Today last day to wish work acquaintances Happy New Year, confirms everyone

fivespires 

Crematoria prepare contingency plans as elderly are ‘sick to death’ of Brexit

Migrant traffickers awarded government Brexit ferry contract

Gerontius 

Sidmouth fatberg commented for organic content

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team 

Anyone who says they ‘respect the public vote’ probably doesn’t

British hero/whinging Scots git to retire from tennis

nickb 

Brexiter fathers in Remain households urged to ‘take back remote control’

Brexit latest: Military drafted in to fight something or somebody as yet unknown

MPs agree all-party collaboration to destroy British Politics

Sajid Javid deports himself

Sarah Tipper 

Everyone now ‘open to opportunities’ on LinkedIn

School Subway Operational Again After Graffiti Reinstalled

Squudge

Piers Morgan hospitalised after choking on own bile

Thatwasbeast 

‘What have you done to the TV?’ ask partners

Throngsman 

Brexit time capsule discovered buried underneath Cameron’s shed

Prince Charles ‘disappointed’ HM the Queen has taken equity release

Repeated radio signals from distant galaxy warns against Brexit

Titus 


Wrenfoe 

BBC apologies for TV licence scam

China Moon Mission: Pink Floyd album an elaborate scam

Gabon foils military coup by having a ‘People’s Vote’

Prostate examination stigma ‘reduced’ through use of Flash mob

Shit creek contractor has never ‘actually’ used paddle before

YaBasta 

Liverpool manager furious Mo Salah “was actually fouled” before falling over

No one notices BBC Sport website carrying same report of every Liverpool match

Yankmychain48 

China discovers Ming dynasty boundary markers on Moon

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